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Miss Piggy just had a full on mental breakdown! Wow!
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And the cross is missing.
She had to take it off, it was burning her skin.
I couldnāt find Zim in the rain screaming āIT BURNS!ā, so take this gif instead!
It was starting to burn.
Mac splashed battery acid on it
She's going for gasps
She can lie more when is off
A come to Jesus moment?
Jon Stewart made fun of her for it and she took it off ever since.
Some think she can't wear it if she is knowingly lying. Especially after the Epstein files "disappearing".
Basically, she doesn't want to tell lies in front of Jesus.
Maybe she saw The exorcist.
Hey! That's not fair to Miss Piggy!
Style, grace, and a wicked karate chop. She's got it all.
She has other chops too! š¤ Total package babe
The only reason I'm mad is because I didn't think of that first.
Where's her cross?
After so many lies it burns to wear now.
As an Aussie, I couldnāt really fathom the likeliness of the twoā¦. But seeing this gif, mate thatās a full fair dinkum match.
The plastic surgeon said "by the power of GRAYSKULL, I SUMMON MICHAEL JACKSONS NOSE, MITCH MCONNELLS LIPS, AND NANCY GRACES BROWLINE!! UGLY ASS BITCH FACE, UNITE!!!!!!"
Maybe this????
I prefer "Hitler Barbie"
Can't charges be pressed on her for such blatant misinformation?
Exactly, Miss Piggy had class and dignity. Whatever this abomination of a person is does not.
She looks like a jack o lantern from a Tim Burton movie.
Came here to day this š
Fun fact: Her nose actually gets smaller when she lies.
That canāt be true, I still see a nose.
Where did that nickname even come from? She's clearly uglier and more vile than Miss Piggy.
I like Miss PiggyĀ
She's pretty abusive. She's always beating the crap out of Kermit. She tried to dupe him into a marriage by bringing an actual priest to what was meant to me a film shoot. She's constantly manipulating him. I like watching Piggy, but let's not pretend she's a great person. Or... Whatever she is.
Edit: also, she's mean to Gonzo, and that's my boy.
She's a Muppet.
There ya go. It was right in front of me.
In fairness she is also a pig. But she's a Muppet pig.
Same.
I don't think they'll ever figure out that cutting a program's budget means that program will be much less effective in its role.
We have our very own Hanoi Hannah here!
Why do these idiots lie about easily verifiable facts?
Because their voters won't check and everyone else can suck it. They lie constantly so why not now?
Not only do the voters not check, but when people who did try to show them they get angry and refuse to look at it.
It's not really about the voters not checking so much as it is the media not pushing for the truth.
Itās a flex that they can do so and it does them no harm.
But my understanding is there were 5 employees working that night compared to normally having 2. So, that's what she means by overstaffed. So, which facts are correct? Also, overall the NWS did their part of the job, it's taking their communication and putting it into timely action by local authorities and camp directors that failed.
Taco Belle over there, spitting more venom and lies. I really hope this person goes to a looney hospital after this administration.
TACO Belle is the best, most appropriate nickname Ive heard in a long long time. I actually LOL'ed. š¤
I like Baghdad Barbie
Taco belle is better because it aligns with her boss's nickname.
Yah, that TACO Belle got me lol'ing as well. I'll be using that. :)
Taco Belle. Brilliant š
Taco Belle ...I like that.
She isn't wearing her cross, so she can lie without sky daddy being upset.
PROPAGANDA BARBIE IS LYING? (gasp!)
They were overstaffed, if you consider the remaining staff after the cuts as the full staff.
Now that is horrifyingly possible. Like, any program is over-staffed if your end goal is to eliminate the program.
Let's all never forget this God fearing woman is only 27 years old.....
27 years old and she is married to her 57 year old dad's best friend. And was married two weeks before the inauguration while 7 months pregnant.
Edit: He's actually 59 years old
She wishes she had a 10th of the poise and style of Miss Piggy
How the fuck is the Diva and Icon Miss Piggy being compared to this trash spewing guttersnipe?
I seem to remember republicans, politicizing the california fires.
A hundred Texans are dead because of the negligence of this administration.
The guy whose job it was to issue the weather warnings had been on the job 32 years and they forced him into early retirement. These people are ghouls.
Karoline Goebbels strikes again
She had to take off her Sky Daddy necklace for this press conference. Didn't want to burn a hole in her chest.
The Peroxide Seep is increasing spongy brain rot.
She always takes her cross necklace off when sheās gonna lie. Easy tell on her part.
Pretty easy to prove you wrong. If she only wore the cross when she was telling the truth we'd have never seen it.
Jokes on her, she's still going to hell.
Mass deportations back to hell soon.
It's insane to me that it will never matter. They'd tell them up is down and despite knowing, seeing, and living the opposite, they'll just nod along. How the hell are we ever going to progress when this is who we are trying to progress with?!
Are we using Baghdad Barbie yet? because if not, we need to be.
This just in; holding government accountable is now "politicizing" incidents.
Sheās literally just exploiting a loophole in American political journalism. You basically get one or two chances to interview a key political figure about an event before it leaves the news cycle, if you can lie and word salad your way through the first two events, youāre in the clear. Why do you think she keeps doing it?They havenāt answered a single question honestly in years and they literally still keep winning elections. Journalism has to be even better than these people.
The American public is to blame, not journalism. Iām hot for investigative journalism and Iāll read articles. Nearly no one I know is the same. Theyāre all on TikTok and insta watching the stupidest 30-60 second videos for hours at a time, but theyāre too busy to read the news.
If there were more demand, thereād be more journalism. People like their Faux News and TikTok and Instagram and all other forms of outrage and addictive entertainment.
Remember when we had non-partisian or bipartisan commissions to figure out what went wrong?
I truly hope she and her family have zero peace the remainder of their lives.
Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.
While there is plenty of blame to go around, including the cuts to NWS, the final nail in those coffins was the sirens that the county chose to not erect, despite a similar flood happening about 20 years before with a significant loss of life. Everyone was asleep, so texts, emails, phone calls weren't enough to wake people up. Either a system like the Amber Alert (which plasters me to the ceiling when it goes off in the middle of the night) or sirens is what was needed, not just for floods, but for tornadoes, too.
A LIAR!?!?!?. Iām shocked!!
"Leavitt is a liar"! "Humans eat food!"
I canāt believe sheās only a few years older than meā¦ being a magat sure ages you.
it's interesting that she takes her cross off when she needs to put in some work
Comparing her to pigs or muppets is unfair to pigs & muppets.
She conveniently forgot to wear her big necklace cross on the same day she has to lie about Epstein.
I donāt know what to believe. Read somewhere they had 5 on staff instead of usual 2. Letting somebody build a camp on floodplain is criminal.
Miss Piggy lmao!
Her husband qualifies for social security. Kermit is a stud muffin. She is not Miss Piggy
Where did the cross go? Burn up?
She's not wearing her crucifix, so it's ok to lie
Miss Piggy catching strays. How dare you insult a hilarious Muppet pig by likening this dour, moron to her!
Miss Piggy is a talented, independent, fiesty muppet. The other is just a muppet.
Leavittās a liar??? Get right outta townā¦ā¦..
Sheās just following in the footsteps of her predecessors.
Show that BITCH the receipts!!!!
hmm, like the right politicized the fuck out the fires in California?
This is why temu miss piggy canāt wear her cross anymore it will burn right through her skin.
So.. if it was overstaffedā¦ why didnāt they rescue or warn them?
Come on people, how long are we gonna let this continue?
The NWS did their job. Apathy toward the watches and warnings killed those people.
You have to be a liar to defend orange hitler. If she had a single atom of self respect or shame she would quit and put out a statement rebuking this fascist administration.Ā
Notice how she's taken off her cross necklace so she can lie about this as well as the Epstein file
Not wearing cross - massive lies being told. Was the same with Epstein file that didn't exist.
Propaganda Barbie is pretty predictable.
Of course she's a liar. Didn't we know that before?
K-K-Karolie was untruthful? Shocking! š
As if they didn't politicize the fires in LA six months ago.
The reporter should bring water gun and spray her every time she said BS.
So are you Americans going to stop them orā¦no?
Thatās horrible! She is a beautiful, wonderful woman, and she does NOT deserve to be compared to Karoline Leavitt!
Looks to be around 4-5 people in here that actually did basic reading about the floods
Mouth of Sauron*
I call shade, this is an insult to Miss Piggy
Ah yes the good ole republicans doing something awful with immediate ramifications and then blaming democrats, the circus trick that never ends lol
Yikes. They are not having a good day.
Good they deserve all of it
Her criminal trial will sell the world out of popcorn.
She's a liar? Really? You're kidding right?
Man She really took advantage of not having her cross necklace on, just non stop lies
How does she keep her job will all those lies?
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