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Teddy šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

Teddy šŸ’€šŸ˜‚
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17 hours ago
Ready_Bandicoot1567

This isn't true. I can't find any news source that is making this claim. Too bad cuz I hate Ted Cruz and he really is a hardline Israel supporter/genocide apologist so the vibe is right, but the facts are wrong.

17 hours ago
Radiant_Pillar

Generated image and no reference or link, guess you're right. Thanks for the heads-up.

15 hours ago
DefaultUsername-_-
Did you even say thank you?

By the way, he in the above image looks as if he is about to shit himself.

7 hours ago
NonCorporealEntity

Why is it that sticking to the facts is equated to being on a side? Knowing your enemy makes you much better at resisting then.

9 hours ago
GreenFBI2EB

Yep, it’s right up Captain Cancun’s alley.

11 hours ago
Hexamancer

It's guaranteed to happen though.Ā 

3 hours ago
-Davo

Huge if true. Can't believe anything any more.

12 hours ago
BusGreen7933

He’s such a putz

17 hours ago
Past-Watercress-7673

Upvote because putz doesn’t get used nearly enough these days

17 hours ago
Otherwise-Medium3145

It is old fashioned and kinda quaint unlike the old fuckers who are wanting to turn back the clock on slavery and emancipation.

16 hours ago
rubinass3

In the dictionary under "putz" it says "see Ted Cruz".

10 hours ago
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17 hours ago
Ready_Bandicoot1567

Ted Cruz won 50.9% of the vote, with the Democratic candidate winning 48.3%. Its easy to pretend everyone in a red state keeps voting in republicans but its just not true. Its barely more than 50% of voters a lot of the time.

16 hours ago
Karancha

Not everyone did, I didn’t and I am from Texas. We see what’s going on, and are just as helpless as you.

17 hours ago
jacksonst

Why aren’t ICE knocking on his door ? He wasn’t born here

14 hours ago
PrisonerV

He's Cuban Canadian!

7 hours ago
dhslax88

Good ol’ Rafael.

15 hours ago
ebulient

Yeah don’t feckin call him Teddy, he isn’t cute or friendly, he’s a dangerous idiot.

11 hours ago
StraightProgress5062

God, for the life of me I can't remember what we used to do to traitors in this country

11 hours ago
BipolarKanyeFan

America first lol

17 hours ago
scottimusprume

Eat. The. Rich. Fuck this leech!

9 hours ago
Wise-Juggernaut-8285

It makes sense. Give the money to a country with droughts, it’s called sympathetic magic.

You send money to this place then the magical energy will make the floods go away.

17 hours ago
itchyscissorfinger

You should write a book.

17 hours ago
Wise-Juggernaut-8285

šŸ˜… ill consider it.

17 hours ago
Ok-Anteater938

Texas wake up this man not workimg u he workimg for israel

17 hours ago
Actaeon_II

His political masters need their tithe, this is probably to pay for the nobel prize nomination fir emperor cheeto

17 hours ago
tonyemerson

Try to see how much money Israel has given thru their lobbying arm to his campaign...betcha it's over 100,000.00 buckeroos!

17 hours ago
BackgroundOstrich488

That’s real patriotism.

17 hours ago
Which_Opposite2451

I would not give Isreal another dime until aa two state solution was agreeded to .

17 hours ago
Terrible_Macaroon890

Israelis > Americans, got it!

17 hours ago
Tyrannosaurusblanch

Is he getting a commission from them?

17 hours ago
tonyemerson

Just look at how much AIPAC give all the politicians-505 out of 525 anyway...you stand no chance against that lobby.

17 hours ago
Quentin_Tarantinio

Is everyone in Texas a moron?, it’s a genuine question because if it’s not this cretinous jerk it’s Ironside making a fool of himself all the time

16 hours ago
Gamer6322

tel aviv ted

16 hours ago
DigitalJedi850

Please, tell me how this is in any way a logical course, Mr. Cruz. With logic.

Why actually, even, is it logical for us to send Money, in any amount, to Any country, for that matter.

In most cases I can support the distribution of resources to other countries, but … just money?

Or is that what we’re talking about here?

In either case, I think they have plenty of resources already. Unless they’ve convinced you that they’re allowing us to wage a proxy war through them. It certainly seems like they Convinced you, that they’re allowing us to wage a proxy war through them though.

If the subtext there is in any way unclear, by the way, not only are we not waging a proxy war through them, we’re also funding their war crimes.

16 hours ago
Mean_Pomegranate9193

Shouldn’t be giving away money to any country

16 hours ago
LectureAgreeable923

Well, stop refurbishing a gifted plan for Taco and remove the national guard and marines from L.A. ,who are twiddling their thumbs .

400 million

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-air-force-shift-funds-164035888.html

134 million

https://www.defensenews.com/pentagon/2025/06/10/la-deployments-to-cost-134-million-and-last-60-days-pentagon-says/

This is just the tip of the iceberg wasted money by Taco and his administration .Not including the big ugly bill.What about a military parade estimate 45 million .While Taco is wasting taxpayers' money, he tells the majority of Americans to live with less (2 dolls) , and we must help the poor suffering billionaires.

https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hopewatch/5-things-washington-military-parade/

16 hours ago
Real_VanCityMinis

Typical Albertan, not a pair or a spine in sight. No wonder he left for cozy texas

16 hours ago
KlatuuBarradaNicto

Pathetic choad.

16 hours ago
Charlietango2007

I wonder what his cut of that will be

16 hours ago
AlwaysCurious1250

Could someone shove him over the border already

14 hours ago
drethnudrib

He hates America almost as much as he loves AIPAC.

14 hours ago
jmills74

Every day after a disaster is a day after.

13 hours ago
mru2020

What a soul-less person

13 hours ago
VengefulWalnut

How about we defund Israel and spend money on our people here. That much money is enough to fund college educations and solve hunger and housing issues. I'm sick of paying for them to the tune of $10.5 million a day.

12 hours ago
random-gamer-2967

Bro looks like a hot toys figure

12 hours ago
Karate-Schnitzel

ā€œThat’s Texasā€

11 hours ago
deekz45

Cancun Cruz šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘Really Texas?This your dude .🤔🤣

11 hours ago
grillbar86

Teddy's gotta get paid

10 hours ago
zangief137

I hate this dude but where’s your evidence bub?

10 hours ago
TightSexpert

Good puppet

8 hours ago
Stolimon

You get what you elected šŸ–•šŸ»

8 hours ago
PotentialMidnight325

I don’t like that man Ted Cruz

8 hours ago
Shirowoh

Good god Texans are fucking stupid to keep electing a guy who obviously doesn't give a shit about them.

8 hours ago
Buddhas_Warrior

I wonder what dirt Isreal has on our politians? Hmmm

8 hours ago
ItsMetabtw

What kind of tapes do they have on this guy??? Oh that’s right those don’t exist šŸ™„

7 hours ago
negativepositiv

Republicans will spend none of our money on helping our people, but will spend all of our money and take us deep into debt paying for evil.

7 hours ago
Known-Activity1437

God says ā€œFuck youā€ and Cruz grabs more lube.

7 hours ago
let-it-rain-sunshine

America First eh? You and your band of evil doers first.

6 hours ago
hellbilly69101

Even though it's not true, it does sound like something he would do and not care if he is caught.

6 hours ago
sweet-sweet-olive

Fuck this guy

6 hours ago
GrannyFlash7373

NO socialist handouts for Texas, proclaims Teddy CRUZ!!!! They are mean, they are tough, and they just can"t get enough.

6 hours ago
crocket009

Someone please just start shopping a kippah on ever photo of Ted Cruzenstein

5 hours ago
Zealousideal_Run_116

When is the America first thing gonna start????

5 hours ago
paintstudiodisaster

There is a witch coven that continues to keep this bag of cockroaches in a suit and tie.

5 hours ago
willstick2ya

Or even better 250 billion for universal healthcare for all Americans

5 hours ago
OrangeCosmic

The cost of saving lives is so much less than the cost of ending lives.

4 hours ago
greyjedimaster77

Deport the hypocrite back to Canada

4 hours ago
That-Water-Guy

I bet you they don’t want him.

Edit: I thought someone who wasn’t born in America could run for president?

3 hours ago
Afdavis11

America second.

3 hours ago
Available-Elevator69

America First, No Isreal, NO AMERiCA, NO ISREAL, NO ICE, No 23423-4923498234592354r2903

This Administration has no clue what they want or what to do anymore.

2 hours ago
IcecubePlanet8691

Texas Lives Matter!! Start the movement now!

2 hours ago
Plastic_Tooth159

Ted Cruz is a foreign agent it appears.

1 hour ago
meowsaysdexter

Maybe if he wasn't out of town again, he'd be more concerned about flooding and stuff.

17 hours ago
Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Why would he be hanging out in a flood? That’s for the suckers. He’s smart. I mean the voters

17 hours ago
meowsaysdexter

To stop ppl from sneaking across the border in a flood. That's when they least expect it.

16 hours ago
EfficiencyWooden2116

His appearance is stomach turning

17 hours ago
modiddly

As if one has to do with the other šŸ™„

17 hours ago
alaxens

Didn't he get like 1.3 million from AIPAC? Great ROI for Israel.

17 hours ago
Johnsius

Always amazes me how you guys pay for their vacations and it's totally legal. They don't even have to hide it, and it seems like getting more and more money is the incentive to vote for them. Lol

16 hours ago