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The Decades old question!

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5 hours ago
TheSilkyBat

And why are they always arrested at work when "they are all lazy and want free benefits"

4 hours ago
arminghammerbacon_

This! You’d think couches in front of the TV is where all the raids would be happening. Scooping up all those lazy grifters getting fat and healthy on their free healthcare and free food. But no. It’s always out at places where people are trying to work and earn a paycheck. It’s almost like they’re lying about the nature of these people. Weird, huh?

4 hours ago
addamee

 couches in front of the TV is where all the raids would be happening.

And where our Vice President spending… with his penis inserted

2 hours ago
btveron

What is this "free healthcare" you talk about? I've heard many a tale about such things elsewhere in the world. It sounds quite nice.

2 hours ago
Hadrollo

Schrodinger's Immigrants.

Stealing your job whilst being too lazy to work.

3 hours ago
SekaiWithTheWolfCap

Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

One of the hallmarks of fascim according to Umberto Eco (https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/umberto-eco-ur-fascism)

2 hours ago
littlesaint

That is at the core of 1984 as well: "We have always been at war with Oceania". "Oceania has always been our friend." And in 1984 they have 99% control over communication/language. To control it is the closest we have to mind control. That's the whole thing with: "The pen is mightier than the sword" etc.

1 hour ago
EagleOfMay

They often pay into social security even though they are not going to benefit from it:

It is important to note that immigrants without a documented immigration status still pay payroll and income taxes, even though they rarely become eligible for Social Security benefits. In 2022, people without a documented status paid an estimated $25.7 billion in Social Security taxes
https://www.cbpp.org/blog/immigrants-contribute-greatly-to-the-social-security-trust-funds-solvency

3 hours ago
4dseeall

Ah, now it makes sense.

They're just getting rid of immigrants in order to speed-run social security insolvency. They love their "fuck you got mine"

2 hours ago
Boz0r

Which is ironic since they pay taxes and get no benefits

4 hours ago
qpgmr

This is completely true. They are paying into federal income taxes and social security under a false but valid number. They'll never see a cent of the ss.

2 hours ago
Capital_Rough7971

They can also pay taxes under a ITIN. No need to "steal" someone's SS number.

2 hours ago
thomslick

Arrested at the jobs they stole from American citizens who would rather collect welfare than do those jobs

4 hours ago
I_am_not_JohnLeClair

https://youtu.be/7yP39TU2snM?si=1pMpCSdDdyUetqXj

3 hours ago
Greful

this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the post

3 hours ago
JMC_MASK

Fascism talking points: the enemy is both weak and strong at the same time

Translation: These ILLEGALS are both lazy bums and stealing your job at the same time.

2 hours ago
Odd_Reputation_4000

And they sneak over here with no intention of ever becoming citizens! They just want to freeload! That's why they are being arrested at their immigration/citizenship hearings! Makes no sense.

2 hours ago
pianoflames

Arrested at work, which ironically puts them out of work and being housed/fed on the taxpayer's dime.

2 hours ago
4est5pirit

I overheard someone talking about how good illegals have it, free food, housing, and healthcare. And I had to resist asking him where he heard that bullshit? He said something along the lines of "I'm gonna move to Mexico and come back illegally" or something.

56 minutes ago
btveron

My non-American co-workers, some of them probably undocumented, run circles around me at work. They are some of the least lazy people I've ever seen.

2 hours ago
Interesting_Play_578

And why has the "just follow the process" crowd choked off legal immigration to the point where there's this much demand for undocumented workers

5 hours ago
ParticularAd8919

So they can have an easily exploitable work force they can underpay and have control over.

4 hours ago
SouthernSierra

And then use them as scapegoats. It’s a win-win!

4 hours ago
Coattail-Rider

And if you point it out they say “So you’re ok with slavery? I’m not!”

4 hours ago
ShinkenBrown

"Oh so you think the people who do work in this country should be paid fairly? I agree! Let's shift topic from immigration to the minimum wage."

We know they'll suddenly be cool with workers being paid less than enough to live and not care about the wage disparity, but it's always good to force them to say contradictory things in different discussions, especially in written format like a Reddit or Facebook argument, because it forces them to change their position mid-conversation depending on the context, which can be used to demonstrate they don't actually even have static beliefs at all, just talking points, and things like "reality" and "facts" do not affect the talking points.

Another favorite use of this tactic is when they're talking about foreign aid and declare "we have sick starving homeless people in America, we need to take care of our own people first" to which I always shift to "then let's take care of our own people - healthcare, food, and shelter."

They never actually become self-aware because conservatives are flesh-bots not people and aren't capable of self-awareness, but it's always amusing for the audience and shows them for the fools they are.

3 hours ago
grumulko

Well ain't that a conundrum.

4 hours ago
SkittleDoodlez

Well, in normal countries, the one in real trouble is the business owner… That’s how should be in any normal country…

4 hours ago
Buddhas_Warrior

To me this is one of the main solutions to illegal immigration. Punish the companies enough, they'll stop offering jobs to only eligible workers.... Oh wait then they'd have to pay them minimum wage and profits go down... Never mind.

4 hours ago
tippytitop

In Italy it works like that, hire someone without the proper documents? Jail. I don't get why it is not like this in America.

4 hours ago
Buddhas_Warrior

Being serious, I agree! It would stop most of this nonsense.

3 hours ago
SelfReferenceTLA

Stop killing Muslims in northern Myanmar!

(A joke about your username.)

2 hours ago
Chendii

Cause the point is racism, not enforcing the law.

2 hours ago
nau5

Because in America corporations are people and citizens aren't

2 hours ago
Hadrollo

A better solution is to put illegal immigrants under the exact same employment protections as people with the right to work.

It protects illegal workers from exploitation, provides a clear avenue to prosecute employers who break the rules, and eliminates the biggest incentive to hire illegal workers over legal workers.

3 hours ago
The_Drunken_Otter

As Americans, we hate illegal immigrants and should force them into the fiery pits of Mordor. But corrupt business owners are fine because Corruption and I are chill like that.

3 hours ago
Buddhas_Warrior

That's because business owners sit at the table with Sauron!

3 hours ago
DiscoBanane

This is what we do in all other countries.

But we have mandatory IDs. I don't know how the employer can check your citizenship without IDs

3 hours ago
lexievv

Yeah man, think of the rich, they also need to be able to afford groceries, the choice of which expensive car to drive and an assistant to do the groceries.

4 hours ago
CG_Ops

Yeah man, think of the rich, they also need to be able to afford grocery stores, the choice of which car to collect, and an assistant to poison taste test the groceries

Gotta throw a little late-Roman empire parallel in there to really drive it home

3 hours ago
_jump_yossarian

They'd have to pay them above minimum wage.

2 hours ago
Emory_C

Most states have made it illegal to ask a worker’s immigration status. 

2 hours ago
According-Insect-992

Because this was never about the immigrants. It's about demonization and division. The ruling class has always worked to convince people that the source of their problems is always the least fortunate rather than the ruling class who are robbing them blind. It's about fascism and classism.

4 hours ago
mafcarvalho

This is the most rational explanation. 👏

3 hours ago
TheOGRedline

Correct.

Current immigration policy/enforcement is all about terrorizing a group of people to keep them scared, docile, and “in their place”. That place, of course, is the role of easily exploitable cheap labor.

ICE exists to terrorize migrants/immigrants so the business owners can exploit the rest. It’s that simple.

3 hours ago
Dr_Ifto
  • Its illegal to hire illegal workers
  • Its illegal to pay workers under the table
  • its illegal to pay less than minimum wage
  • These workplaces most likely dont have OSHA compliance which is illegal

There are multiple crimes here, but who am I to say

4 hours ago
violentbowels

I have been told, quite confidently, that it's literally impossible to not higher illegals. There is literally no way to know they are illegal.

When asked how ICE knew they were illegal I'm told "They know, don't you worry, they know."

So, see? It's fine.

4 hours ago
Emory_C

Most states have made it illegal to ask a worker’s immigration status. 

2 hours ago
digitaltransmutation

Do they not have form i-9?

1 hour ago
Emory_C

Generally illegal immigrants are using someone else’s SSN. But an employer has no way to legally determine if that SSN belongs to that person or not. That is private information.

1 hour ago
ParticularAd8919

In short, because enough people with enough wealth want an easily exploitable workforce they can underpay and have complete control over. One of the most effective ways to cut down on this kind of labor is to go after the businesses that hire them...but it's never been done in recent times.

4 hours ago
BochocK

In short, because enough people with enough wealth want an easily exploitable workforce they can underpay and have complete control avec.

Awefully close to something that's supposed to be abolished...

4 hours ago
CG_Ops

Constitutionally-approved free prison labor isn't too far off, either

3 hours ago
TW200e

Because they have money, and money walks.

4 hours ago
Grimase

Because rules for thee and not for me are the MAGanutz wet dream.

4 hours ago
Key-Compote-882

How do you put gifs in as posts?? Also she pretty

4 hours ago
yuds2003

I think that's Taylor Swift.

3 hours ago
Key-Compote-882

Really? Not hugely familiar with her but did not recognise her.

3 hours ago
Grimase

When you tap on the post line there should be a GIF option near the top of the keyboard. Not all place allow gifs or pics so it’s hit or miss. I love adding them when I can for the added effect. 😁

Your welcome 🤪

3 hours ago
Key-Compote-882

Ah I see, I still use old reddit so none of the options there, But Thanks

3 hours ago
paulthepole

Because there not brown

5 hours ago
prawnpie

Where?

4 hours ago
OnlyFuzzy13

‘Whey’re’ ???

4 hours ago
Corprusmeat_Hunk

Over their dummy

4 hours ago
JectorDelan

Over hear?

3 hours ago
Tom_Ludlow

I sea it as well.

2 hours ago
drbacon

Know, knot that weigh.

2 hours ago
sx88

Exploitation is only for poor. How dare we address the root of the problem

4 hours ago
bolivar-shagnasty

There's a layer of deniability involved too. For example, Hyundai here in Montgomery, Alabama was caught hiring undocumented children for work in manufacturing plants. Those children were placed through third party staffing agencies that were supposed to ensure that the workers were legal.

Technically, Hyundai didn't do anything wrong because they were going off of the attestations of the staffing agency.

The same goes for farms, restaurants, construction companies, etc.

They just use staffing agencies to place temp workers. The companies don't get in trouble because they have an insulating layer of deniability.

4 hours ago
cerevant

And the staffing agencies?

4 hours ago
bolivar-shagnasty

LLCs are cheap to establish and even cheaper to dismantle.

There are no existing legislative statutes that address this AFAIK.

4 hours ago
cerevant

Then maybe that’s where we should start?  I’m guessing it would cost a hell of a lot less than $45bn. 

2 hours ago
KidKilobyte

Not just, not arrested, but apologized to, and promised exceptions will be made.

4 hours ago
you_cant_prove_that

Plausible deniability

If a worker shows up with a SSN that they claim is theirs, do you deny them a job because you're suspicious that they might be illegal using a stolen identity? That doesn't look good for anybody

Or, more likely:

They hire a staffing company that claims to vet their workers. Turns out they're illegal, and the staffing company doesn't exist anymore. Who could have known??

4 hours ago
WhyMustIMakeANewAcco

They don't bother with either of those things.

3 hours ago
mustardman73

White collar crime pays. Blue collar crime does time.

4 hours ago
ajb5476

After further investigation, there are no business owners. The workers hired themselves.

4 hours ago
PristineElephant6718

Because its the employers who simultaneously want harsher immigration and to hire illegal immigrants. the point has always been cheap replaceable labor. If someone lives under fear of prosecution theyre more likely to be willing to work in worse conditions under the table to remain hidden, theyre afraid to defend themselves or ask for better conditions because they can be reported.

Surprise! the point has always been exploitation.

3 hours ago
ForGrateJustice

Because police and ICE serve capital, not people.

1 hour ago
TrophyTracker

This is the correct answer.

1 hour ago
GrannyFlash7373

Short answer: Racist Government.

4 hours ago
Alantsu

Why are none of Trumps golf courses getting raided by ICE? He never hires Americans.

4 hours ago
Fickle-Molasses-903

I can't 'qwhite' put my finger on it.

4 hours ago
ChickenChaser5

When we want to target drug use, do we just arrest users, or do we also go after dealers?

Only makes sense if you want to discourage illegals from getting jobs in the US, you would discourage people from hiring them in the first place.

But we are just arresting the "users", so this doesn't make sense.

55 minutes ago
Sonova_Vondruke

Ohh oohhh I know this... plausible deniability.

As long as the owners separate themselves from the hiring process, and don't know they're "illegal", they legally can't be held responsible. Which is funny, because "I didn't know" isn't a valid defense for most crimes... and yet, it's specifically stated for this one.

3 hours ago
Emory_C

Most states have made it illegal to ask a worker’s immigration status. 

2 hours ago
blackhodown

“I didn’t know” is a actually a valid defense for a very large amount of crimes, you might want to look up what criminal intent is.

1 hour ago
GitEmSteveDave

You also have people handing over false information. When I worked at a race track, it was not uncommon for the same work ID card number to be presented to multiple trainers, from different people. But the individuals trainers didn't know, because they didn't check each others lists.

1 hour ago
thoemse99

Easy one: the working place would be lost...

oh, wait... nevermind...

5 hours ago
Temporary-Line3409

like prostitutes and johns… the johns make the rules. u know. i wouldnt be surprised uf keeping them illegal is what keeps the wages low… if it were less risky. there would be more competition for workers and then the wages would have to go up.

4 hours ago
bobs143

Because the business owners aren't brown. And they will act like they had no idea how an illegal immigrant got hired.

Even though they have been on the payroll for months or even years. Because you know, cheap labor.

4 hours ago
raphcosteau

Also the bar for "legality" in immigration is way too high.

You'd think a country that creates so many refugees with its bombings, sanctions, and Monroe Doctrine would be a little more understanding as to why people come to the US. The imperial core is one of the few places that the empire allows people to feel slightly safer. But now the empire wants to make the core as shitty as it has made the rest of the empire.

4 hours ago
nesper

I doubt they get paid by check. Setting up a sting where they see the cash change hands would likely be the best way to achieve this

3 hours ago
Negative1Positive2

They sure as hell aren't going to punish the donor class Americans, you crazy?!

3 hours ago
Kalsor

Because that would solve the problem. If no one would hire them they wouldn’t come here. Republicans don’t want the problem solved, they want to keep using their anti immigrant scare tactics to dupe their voters into continuing support of their nonsense.

3 hours ago
yobaby123

Yep. Like I said above, it's all about power, control, and screwing those who actually give a fuck about things other than money.

3 hours ago
KuroKageB

Yep. Still never heard an actual answer to this.

3 hours ago
Tuna_Sushi

This has been my complaint for decades. If the business owners didn't hire them, they wouldn't even come around. This is 100% shifting blame from tax-dodging hypocrites to the desperate workers with no other options.

2 hours ago
Educational-Dog-7957

Because..... money.

2 hours ago
itsFromTheSimpsons

Decades? Try centuries. Chinese and Irish immigrants built the railroads and this exact same thing happened. Immigrants were willing to take the hard low paying work and everyone blamed them for "took er jerbs" instead of blaming the robber barons for wage suppression

2 hours ago
brianzuvich

Because white and god 😵‍💫

2 hours ago
listentomenow

Because they have money and politicians bend over backwards for people who have money.

2 hours ago
Playful_Interest_526

I've been saying this since the 90's. The meatpacking companies have literally engaged in human trafficking, and using undocumented labor as the foundation of their business model for decades, but only got a slap on the wrist when caught.

2 hours ago
ARAR1

The right answer is: So rich people can get richer by enslaving even poorer people to work off of the books

2 hours ago
bottom

been saying this forever.

it's racism.

2 hours ago
shawner136

2 hours ago
throwaway490215

If you make it illegal you'll just have additional middleman acting as legal entities show up.

Not saying its good or right, just that its not a simple solution.

1 hour ago
evildevil97

White. The answer is white.

1 hour ago
ApprehensiveHippo898

This is the fastest way to eliminate an illegal immigration problem.

1 hour ago
lebronswanson4

A brilliant question.

1 hour ago
Independent-Ear5125

Because this way the government rounds them up as "criminals" and sells their slave labour to their former employers taking all the profit.

1 hour ago
MisterStorage

Because undocumented workers don’t make political donations or have powerful connections.

59 minutes ago
RampantJellyfish

Because the workers are as easy to persecute as they are to exploit

53 minutes ago
graburn

They should treat the hiring managers the way they treat drug dealers. One illegal? That’s like personal use. But two or more, oh boy, that’s akin to you intending to distribute and that’s enough to send your c-suite and board of directors away for a very long time. Since companies are people now, we should prosecute them like people.

48 minutes ago
gilligani

Absolutely arrest and charge employers. I support this 100%

43 minutes ago
Zakkattack86

Pssshhh, you can’t arrest a sitting president.

20 minutes ago
UnlikelyAdventurer

Same reason the hookers go to jail but the johns go free.

2 hours ago
cheeseplatesuperman

Money.

4 hours ago
Fiveohfourtwenty

Racism.

4 hours ago
Vic-123-ma

Crickets crickets….,

4 hours ago
DaerBaer

Monkey

4 hours ago
Shartfer_brains

Fucking thank you! Obviously we know why, but I'd love to hear their answer/b.s. excuse. 

3 hours ago
Just-Collection-6225

Chicken or the egg older than time

3 hours ago
Moorsider

Follow the same process as my ancestors did 100 years ago. Print 40 pages, fill them out. Scan them for your lawyer to validate. Esign their amendments and submit. Get a retina scan, have $20K in savings...its super easy.

3 hours ago
OGBFREE

M'erica has always addressed the symptoms, never the cause. There's more money in that approach.

3 hours ago
atreeismissing

Because it has nothing to do with immigration and everything to do with racism. The "owners" tend to be white men, the works do not.

3 hours ago
brokenmcnugget

gee... i wonder why...

3 hours ago
LaughableIKR

For the same reason, Banks can steal money from customers, and no one goes to jail.

If they put every business owner/CEO in jail for hiring an illegal? There wouldn't be an illegal immigration problem.

3 hours ago
Minimum-Act6859

Good question, but I would bet ZERO of you are interested in picking and processing your own fruits and vegetables EVER. Be prepared for all produce prices to shoot through the roof and never return to a normal price.

3 hours ago
geneticdeadender

A legit question you could ask every President and Congressman for the last 40 years.

3 hours ago
jrh_101

It's always been like that in American history.

Southerners hated the African slaves for making the country "more dangerous" but not the slave owners for importing them.

The American Society will never blame the wealthy and nowadays, it's "illegals" instead of slaves with the same arguments.

3 hours ago
Rich_Housing971

They get fined an amount of money that makes it still worth the risk.

3 hours ago
Nice_Block

Well, their skin absorbs and reflects light differently.

3 hours ago
HGLatinBoy

These people literally went to China to import workers after slavery ended. No one gave a shit back then.

3 hours ago
Yemps

It’s because the business owners vote for and donate to Republicans. They’re Republicans.

3 hours ago
yobaby123

Power and control. Those on top top would rather screw over the lower-class and people who they don't want in "their country" than admit they're the problem.

3 hours ago
Clickityclackrack

They have to collect ssn numbers as part of the hiring process, so they know damn well they're breaking the law

3 hours ago
Wotan_86

First things first... I guess

3 hours ago
Flourissh

Because this is really about racists and those people are mostly white

3 hours ago
ravynmaxx

And the ones doing the hiring are exploiting the desperate people looking for jobs as undocumented workers. How is what they’re doing not considered worse??? They probably don’t even pay them minimum wage and they are protected under FLSA. We should be arresting those criminals if it’s that serious…

3 hours ago
joevaded

Because the real reason rhymes with Rayshism

3 hours ago
Adato88

In the UK it can be quite a hefty fine and often enforced. Think up to ÂŁ45k per individual (usually ends up around ÂŁ5-10k)

In the US you just get told off and then go find more whilst complaining about illegals

2 hours ago
groovymama98

Neither side has ever wanted to solve the undocumented worker issue. It plays better for both sides as an election prop. They haven't been working for the country or their constituents. They've been working for theirselves on our dime.

2 hours ago
ursermane

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

2 hours ago
CrazyShinobi

Arrested? The Rich? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that only applies to the serfs. They get minimal fines, and if they feel it does cut into their pocketbook, well the serfs will just have to make less.

2 hours ago
TwistyBunny

Another point: If they took everyone's job, then why aren't they filling up those jobs quickly with applicants?

(btw... the business owners are more than likely GOP donors...)

2 hours ago
Emory_C

Most states have made it illegal to ask a worker’s immigration status, and also impossible to check a worker’s citizenship. 

2 hours ago
millenial_flacon

Because they aren't brown?

2 hours ago
Teganfff

There it is!

1 hour ago
Unearth1y_one

Rules don't apply to corporations don't you guys know that

1 hour ago
Wonk_puffin

Pretty dumb right?

1 hour ago
tmzspn

You can answer this question using the eye test.

1 hour ago
Stone0777

This guy is dumber than a box of rocks...they are deported NOT arrested. And the business are fined.

1 hour ago
frosted1030

Same reason we don’t fire the president for doing a shit job and putting everyone at risk.

1 hour ago
dseanATX

The real answer is that as long as the person has documents that can pass E-Verify, the employer hasn't committed a crime. So if an undocumented person has forged or stolen documents, it's not up to the employer to determine the authenticity of the documents. It's an incredibly stupid system, but we (as a country) don't want national ID cards or anything like that, so it's the system we have.

1 hour ago
shitlord_god

because it is business owners job to keep the proletariat busy and producing value for owners.

They are "Too valuable" so we get the two tiered justice system (More than two tiers if we're honest)

1 hour ago
itsapotatosalad

Because that would probably largely put an end to illegals working, and they don’t actually want that because the lawmakers are some of the ones profiting.

58 minutes ago
XpDieto

Because he's white

51 minutes ago