She captured the beauty of the tragedy and the painful inner workings of his mind.
He walked into the rope, but the only thing he hurt was his pride.
The rest of the video was nothing but drama and trying to recover from getting butthurt over everyone catching him doing something stupid.
The interpretive dance of the event was pretty awesome though. Seriously enjoyed the original narrative of the whole event. 5/7 would view again.
How could this masterpiece not get a perfect 5/7?
Shut the fuck up, Rob! I liked the interpretive dance. That's why I gave it a perfect 5/7!
It’s golf, lower scores are actually better and how you win at the golf match.
'Golf player in massive wanker shocker!" Hold the front page.
Is that with or without rice?
I understood this reference!
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A taut rope got into his eyes? Not likely, that's not how it works. It may have dragged across his face, but he's taking a knee like he was just assaulted. It's a definite over reaction to getting caught doing something stupid.
It very clearly dragged across his eye. I don't know how you guys are missing that
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Because he's engaging in overdramatic behavior
I'm currently holding my eye because I flipped over my pillow and it brushed across my face.
Thoughts and prayers, internet stranger 🫶
Has this man never seen football (soccer) players act mortally injured over a slight breeze fluttering their shirt sleeve?
Yeah, human beings get shot, fall and break legs, get attacked by sharks with huge damage to the torso. Thats real. This dude is just being dramatic.
He was fake crying so no one would laugh at him
Shit I had my jaw broken in half and laughed on the way to the er.
What an absolute drama queen he is. She captures that perfectly.
Just brush it off dude, you’re not playing soccer for christs sake.
“SMAC” aka “hydraulic press girl”
It was a nice contemporary dance. I give it a 8/10
Not 5/7?
Such a wonderful performance 🥺
Omg! Did he live?? So tragic ...
That poor little baby man 😩
Between this rope and Scheffler's arrest, I wonder if there's a big conspiracy going on against pro golfers.
The madness needs to stop! These brave men are working hard and they are out in the open as easy targets.
What next? Xander Schauffele steps in a puddle and nearly drowns?!!
I once ran Into a barbed wire fence. I should've done this too
same. i was 7 or 8 yo, im 35 still have a scar on my nose
Oh nice. I was 22. Running down a desert hill as fast as I could and ran into it with my stomach
FFFF
Yeah, I hit so hard it kinda threw me back. I was wearing a thick coat but still got minor piercings lol
Damn!!! I’m so glad you were wearing a coat
Low key though I once got a rope burn on my eyelid and it was blindly painful.
Of all the things that can hurt you on a construction site, a taut string line will bring the pain! I had a coworker walk into mine while I was working and it felt like it almost took my ear off.
Idk I think a sledgehammer would hurt
Yes they do. In many ways.
Rectally?
No experience but I would have to say yes.
😂 not me, but once a mate pulled a string line attached to a finishing nail line too tight and it let go leaving him with a nail sticking into his lip... He was an apprentice at the time to be fair
I cry evertim
I haven't read those words in a long time. What a blast to the past.
Can't believe that meme is 14 years old
No, it's not.
No.
Sorry bud
I mean, it's almost as fresh as Bad Luck Brian, the numbers are lying.
The boy cri
I love how she freestyles when he’s not on camera. Beautiful.
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OMG I didn’t even notice she switched which hand the hat is in to match the original.
not freestyling, it's an accurate depiction (i was there)
You were in her house?
I think she’s capturing the inner turmoil and raw emotion through the medium of dance. It might not be what he’s doing, but what he’s feeling inside.
The fucking wimp.
SMac is awesome. Those judges didn't know perfection when they saw it.
I watched this so many times.
it's basically broadway, each viewing is an original performance
The way he snatched that towel just shows the agony he was dealing with, powerful stuff.
More like embarrassment.
and who said golfers aren't real athletes?
“Rope” makes it seem too serious. “String” seems more appropriate
nothing can quite encapsulate the nuanced turmoil and the beautiful, terrible pain of Tripping On A Tiny Rope like interpretive dance. true artistry
The raw emotion in this is heartbreaking, yet there's something hauntingly beautiful about how it captures the struggle.
Bryson DeChumpbeau
Oh my god, is he okay?!
You okay dude? Will you ever recover??
This guy seems insufferable
It’s jus a damn rope!
I'm sorry who is the guy? A golf guy I'm assuming?
Was the rope electrified? And coated in acid?
No, it hit him in the eye
I thought there was a sniper in the tree line.
Yeah getting hit in the eye can be quite painful idk what people in the comments don't get
Painful? Yeah. Angrily snatching the tower from someone just trying to help painful? Fuck no, he's being dramatic.
Because normal adults would avoid such thing as getting slapped by strings in the face.
My god, he’s soft as shite. Little towel grab was chefs kiss pathetic.
The choreographer for his biopic right here lmao
Sure Gaza is a tragedy but ever saw that guy that gently walked into a rope?
😆😆😂😂
And the Oscar goes too 🥁...... _🥁
It’s a good thing men aren’t the ones who need to birth children…
Contemporary art.
That man hasn't had a painful moment in his life if he reacts like that to a godamn rope
I love when he's offscreen and she gets to adlib
What's the song?
Also: Amazing Interpreted Dancing
Bro…she is wonderful.
Pretty sure this is Smac, most of her videos are this good! https://www.instagram.com/smacmccreanor
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What am I looking at?
Who?
Which one is the duet?
I get it now.
Is this Smac? She has some incredible movement videos!
The background music took me out, I can’t stop laughing
WoMeN aRe So EmOtIoNaL
And I thought soccer players were dramatic little pussies.
The spin absolutely sent me
I've seen soccer players handle injuries with less drama
So I did this when I was a little kid. It was one of those cheap plastic thread ropes that splinter when you tug them or bend them too much. Had a sharp tiny plastic thread go right into my eye and got lost in there. Hurt like a bitch for about a week then I finally was able to see it and scope it out. Not sure if it’s the same deal here but if it was I actually sympathize a lot. If he just bumped it and didn’t get into his eye, then he’s a little baby.
CANT BELIEVE A GOLFER GOT A GRAMMY BEFORE DICAPRIO
Tiny nets are probably dudes only weakness too I bet
Ayuh.... I have zero dog in this fight, so not for nothing but, it does seem like he's kind of focused on his eye. I could see if you unexpectedly run into that if you were to drag a line like that directly onto your eyeball it could be pretty damn painful.
masterpiece.
Pussy
Thoughts and Prayers
I think of this every time someone calls me dramatic for being a bit annoyed at something.
Brillant, excellent wonderful, i m in love
Also, that golf guy seems to be an intergalactic cunt
Nope, born in the 60’s. 😂
This is so fucking good.
Who said golf wasn’t physical
Everyone else is guilty. Not me.
It's embarrassment that pains him, not physical pain. I know it's obvious, but still wanted it point it out. It's even more embarrassing for him that he is being cringe about it.
I appreciate this so much more
Ladies & Gentleman, hush, I present to you, The Twine of Despair
And somehow her interpretation is still less dramatic than his.
Ahahahahahahaha!
his name is "Bryson" ..what did you expect
That's so pathetic 😂
What a baby. Embarrassing
Smac is the best
This is amazing. I want he to reinterpret all these kind of videos.
This is so beautifully funny, I love the mix
Should do soccer instead
Omg, he’s such a pussy
😂. I came from a generation where I ran into an electric fence when I was a kid. I do remember yelling dammit! Brushed myself off and went about my day. Hit it running full speed!!! The drama now a days!!!
you come from a generation where every issue has to be generational and people born when you were are special little guys and everyone else just doesn't get it fucking millennials amirite
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