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6 days ago
captainbluebear25

She captured the beauty of the tragedy and the painful inner workings of his mind.

6 days ago
They-Are-Out-There

He walked into the rope, but the only thing he hurt was his pride.

The rest of the video was nothing but drama and trying to recover from getting butthurt over everyone catching him doing something stupid.

The interpretive dance of the event was pretty awesome though. Seriously enjoyed the original narrative of the whole event. 5/7 would view again.

6 days ago
afanoftrees

How could this masterpiece not get a perfect 5/7?

6 days ago
Yhostled

Shut the fuck up, Rob! I liked the interpretive dance. That's why I gave it a perfect 5/7!

6 days ago
Meritania

It’s golf, lower scores are actually better and how you win at the golf match.

5 days ago
Alarming_Matter

'Golf player in massive wanker shocker!" Hold the front page.

5 days ago
Greedy_Ad1564

Is that with or without rice?

6 days ago
urixl

I understood this reference!

6 days ago
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6 days ago
They-Are-Out-There

A taut rope got into his eyes? Not likely, that's not how it works. It may have dragged across his face, but he's taking a knee like he was just assaulted. It's a definite over reaction to getting caught doing something stupid.

6 days ago
jacksdouglas

It very clearly dragged across his eye. I don't know how you guys are missing that

4 days ago
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6 days ago
DNKE11A

Because he's engaging in overdramatic behavior

6 days ago
presidentiallogin

I'm currently holding my eye because I flipped over my pillow and it brushed across my face.

5 days ago
DNKE11A

Thoughts and prayers, internet stranger 🫶

4 days ago
stadanko42

Has this man never seen football (soccer) players act mortally injured over a slight breeze fluttering their shirt sleeve?

3 days ago
Demoniccookie747

Yeah, human beings get shot, fall and break legs, get attacked by sharks with huge damage to the torso. Thats real. This dude is just being dramatic.

5 days ago
jarious

He was fake crying so no one would laugh at him

5 days ago
LOOKaMOVINtarget

Shit I had my jaw broken in half and laughed on the way to the er.

5 days ago
TheDillinger88

What an absolute drama queen he is. She captures that perfectly.

Just brush it off dude, you’re not playing soccer for christs sake.

6 days ago
RedCaio

“SMAC” aka “hydraulic press girl”

6 days ago
blackop

It was a nice contemporary dance. I give it a 8/10

23 hours ago
captainbluebear25

Not 5/7?

15 hours ago
rynlpz

Such a wonderful performance 🥺

6 days ago
rithc137

Omg! Did he live?? So tragic ...

6 days ago
Glasscitizen

That poor little baby man 😩

6 days ago
WhyAmINotStudying

Between this rope and Scheffler's arrest, I wonder if there's a big conspiracy going on against pro golfers.

The madness needs to stop! These brave men are working hard and they are out in the open as easy targets.

What next? Xander Schauffele steps in a puddle and nearly drowns?!!

6 days ago
Sad_Highway_8996

I once ran Into a barbed wire fence. I should've done this too

6 days ago
Itazurananamae

same. i was 7 or 8 yo, im 35 still have a scar on my nose

6 days ago
Sad_Highway_8996

Oh nice. I was 22. Running down a desert hill as fast as I could and ran into it with my stomach

5 days ago
mermaidreefer

FFFF

5 days ago
Sad_Highway_8996

Yeah, I hit so hard it kinda threw me back. I was wearing a thick coat but still got minor piercings lol

5 days ago
mermaidreefer

Damn!!! I’m so glad you were wearing a coat

5 days ago
Mental_Department89

Low key though I once got a rope burn on my eyelid and it was blindly painful.

6 days ago
Salt_Sir2599

Of all the things that can hurt you on a construction site, a taut string line will bring the pain! I had a coworker walk into mine while I was working and it felt like it almost took my ear off.

6 days ago
Midnight-69

Idk I think a sledgehammer would hurt

5 days ago
Salt_Sir2599

Yes they do. In many ways.

5 days ago
Thecheesinater

Rectally?

5 days ago
Salt_Sir2599

No experience but I would have to say yes.

5 days ago
flatulexcelent

😂 not me, but once a mate pulled a string line attached to a finishing nail line too tight and it let go leaving him with a nail sticking into his lip... He was an apprentice at the time to be fair

1 day ago
ProbablynotEMusk

I cry evertim

6 days ago
squeakynickles

I haven't read those words in a long time. What a blast to the past.

Can't believe that meme is 14 years old

6 days ago
Desiderius_S

No, it's not.
No.

6 days ago
squeakynickles

Sorry bud

6 days ago
Desiderius_S

I mean, it's almost as fresh as Bad Luck Brian, the numbers are lying.

6 days ago
bubba1834

The boy cri

4 days ago
Karekter_Nem

I love how she freestyles when he’s not on camera. Beautiful.

Edit

OMG I didn’t even notice she switched which hand the hat is in to match the original.

6 days ago
baethan

not freestyling, it's an accurate depiction (i was there)

6 days ago
lukistke

You were in her house?

6 days ago
Meritania

I think she’s capturing the inner turmoil and raw emotion through the medium of dance. It might not be what he’s doing, but what he’s feeling inside.

The fucking wimp.

5 days ago
Cador0223

SMac is awesome. Those judges didn't know perfection when they saw it.

6 days ago
GoddamnCheetah

I watched this so many times.

6 days ago
SickSaricDario

it's basically broadway, each viewing is an original performance

6 days ago
ww2HERO

The way he snatched that towel just shows the agony he was dealing with, powerful stuff.

6 days ago
moeterminatorx

More like embarrassment.

4 days ago
resplendentcentcent

and who said golfers aren't real athletes?

6 days ago
Lysol3435

“Rope” makes it seem too serious. “String” seems more appropriate

5 days ago
Technical_Stress7730

6 days ago
fuckthisomfg

nothing can quite encapsulate the nuanced turmoil and the beautiful, terrible pain of Tripping On A Tiny Rope like interpretive dance. true artistry

6 days ago
Prestigious_Chart774

The raw emotion in this is heartbreaking, yet there's something hauntingly beautiful about how it captures the struggle.

6 days ago
Sir-Hingus

Bryson DeChumpbeau

6 days ago
PerfectMisgivings

6 days ago
snapp0r

Oh my god, is he okay?!

6 days ago
TheDeerBlower

You okay dude? Will you ever recover??

6 days ago
shadysaturn1

This guy seems insufferable

5 days ago
dreamdaddy123

It’s jus a damn rope!

6 days ago
PossumPundit

I'm sorry who is the guy? A golf guy I'm assuming?

6 days ago
The_Infinite_Carrot

Was the rope electrified? And coated in acid?

6 days ago
Important-Bend7187

No, it hit him in the eye

6 days ago
The_Infinite_Carrot

I thought there was a sniper in the tree line.

5 days ago
AlternativeCondition

Yeah getting hit in the eye can be quite painful idk what people in the comments don't get

5 days ago
GlitterDoomsday

Painful? Yeah. Angrily snatching the tower from someone just trying to help painful? Fuck no, he's being dramatic.

5 days ago
Moist-Emphasis-3385

Because normal adults would avoid such thing as getting slapped by strings in the face.

5 days ago
Rusti-dent

My god, he’s soft as shite. Little towel grab was chefs kiss pathetic.

6 days ago
Houeclipse

The choreographer for his biopic right here lmao

5 days ago
BlueSonjo

Sure Gaza is a tragedy but ever saw that guy that gently walked into a rope?

6 days ago
Fit-Dirt-144

😆😆😂😂

6 days ago
AtlasXan

6 days ago
blaaablaaaablooo

r/watchpeoplesurvive

5 days ago
Icy-Average-9124

r/peoplefuckingdying

5 days ago
NoAbbreviations3921

And the Oscar goes too 🥁...... _🥁

5 days ago
Maleficent-Crow-5

It’s a good thing men aren’t the ones who need to birth children…

2 days ago
Kieriko

Contemporary art.

19 hours ago
PsyduckPsyker

That man hasn't had a painful moment in his life if he reacts like that to a godamn rope

6 days ago
MaeDay01

I love when he's offscreen and she gets to adlib

6 days ago
Willing_Dependent845

What's the song?

Also: Amazing Interpreted Dancing

6 days ago
WonderRelative4748

6 days ago
The_Stolarchos

Bro…she is wonderful.

6 days ago
ouralarmclock

Pretty sure this is Smac, most of her videos are this good! https://www.instagram.com/smacmccreanor

5 days ago
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6 days ago
gliscornumber1

What am I looking at?

6 days ago
ThanksALotBud

Who?

6 days ago
alluptheass

Which one is the duet?

6 days ago
dreemkiller

I get it now.

5 days ago
ouralarmclock

Is this Smac? She has some incredible movement videos!

5 days ago
Any-Language2415

The background music took me out, I can’t stop laughing

5 days ago
c05m05i5

WoMeN aRe So EmOtIoNaL

5 days ago
GeneralSinn

And I thought soccer players were dramatic little pussies.

5 days ago
ZackValenta

The spin absolutely sent me

5 days ago
mcfluffernutter013

I've seen soccer players handle injuries with less drama

5 days ago
TraderLostInterest

So I did this when I was a little kid. It was one of those cheap plastic thread ropes that splinter when you tug them or bend them too much. Had a sharp tiny plastic thread go right into my eye and got lost in there. Hurt like a bitch for about a week then I finally was able to see it and scope it out. Not sure if it’s the same deal here but if it was I actually sympathize a lot. If he just bumped it and didn’t get into his eye, then he’s a little baby.

5 days ago
Mission_Ad5943

CANT BELIEVE A GOLFER GOT A GRAMMY BEFORE DICAPRIO

5 days ago
aztec_warrior07

Tiny nets are probably dudes only weakness too I bet

5 days ago
Electronic_Agent_235

Ayuh.... I have zero dog in this fight, so not for nothing but, it does seem like he's kind of focused on his eye. I could see if you unexpectedly run into that if you were to drag a line like that directly onto your eyeball it could be pretty damn painful.

5 days ago
tpd26

masterpiece.

5 days ago
Scarraface

Pussy

5 days ago
JellyDonutt22

Thoughts and Prayers

5 days ago
GrasshopperClowns

I think of this every time someone calls me dramatic for being a bit annoyed at something.

5 days ago
AlJeanKimDialo

Brillant, excellent wonderful, i m in love

Also, that golf guy seems to be an intergalactic cunt

5 days ago
tx_centurion65

Nope, born in the 60’s. 😂

5 days ago
congratulations-tom

This is so fucking good.

5 days ago
Bread_Low

Who said golf wasn’t physical

5 days ago
Moist-Emphasis-3385

Everyone else is guilty. Not me.

5 days ago
MeiHsa

It's embarrassment that pains him, not physical pain. I know it's obvious, but still wanted it point it out. It's even more embarrassing for him that he is being cringe about it.

5 days ago
tcroosev

I appreciate this so much more

5 days ago
TECHSHARK77

Ladies & Gentleman, hush, I present to you, The Twine of Despair

5 days ago
UghGottaBeJoking

And somehow her interpretation is still less dramatic than his.

4 days ago
Grayz9865

Ahahahahahahaha!

3 days ago
Confident_Boss2081

his name is "Bryson" ..what did you expect

2 days ago
Sudden-Ad-9681

That's so pathetic 😂

1 day ago
ponkelephant

What a baby. Embarrassing

1 day ago
ActuallyCausal

Smac is the best

6 days ago
TomatoPolka

This is amazing. I want he to reinterpret all these kind of videos.

6 days ago
angelenameana

This is so beautifully funny, I love the mix

6 days ago
c0ur3ur11

Should do soccer instead

6 days ago
Emotional_Cake_7166

Omg, he’s such a pussy

5 days ago
tx_centurion65

😂. I came from a generation where I ran into an electric fence when I was a kid. I do remember yelling dammit! Brushed myself off and went about my day. Hit it running full speed!!! The drama now a days!!!

5 days ago
Outrageous_Gas7842

you come from a generation where every issue has to be generational and people born when you were are special little guys and everyone else just doesn't get it fucking millennials amirite

5 days ago