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Dog working overtime
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I could have used him when my daughter was that little. She was so colicky she was not happy unless being bounced, rocked or held.
That's why this kind of rocker is priceless - you can rock it with your foodt while you do something else, like eat.
How can I eat if I'm using my food to rock the rocker?
Launch it into your mouth, of course.
oh trust me, I used my foot. and once my daughter started table food I learned feed her off my plate so I could get a hot meal. Since she is profoundly disabled it's been a requirement to share since, otherwise I would have been eating reheated food for 19 years.
I unashamedly and unapologetically volunteer for any future services of that kind. I physically cannot get tired of babies and I have an inexhaustible depth of tolerance for their needs. I have played peekaboo so long that the babies had to tag out. I am a grown ass, big ass man and I love babies.
I was apparently the same. Apparently it only got better when my mother got this vibrating wiggling chair thing from a friend. Thing just vibrated and softly moved in circles and I would be out like a light. Downside is it is apparently very similar to driving on an express way so even now, decades later, I pass the fuck out when in the car on the expressway, which leads to me not being able to drive long distances on the expressway without falling asleep.
Very gentle… not ruff.
Doggo: "Hooman? Could you bring me the copy of my pedigree? I want to verify it stipulates 'retriever' and not 'nanny'." ^(\...and hopefully there are clarifications of the Puppy Labor laws.)*
It's time for the dogs to unionize.
I give him a round of appaws. [In all seriousness, I could watch a whole hour of this and just get so relaxed. It's so soothing and happy.]
Do yourself a favor and follow @elliegoldenlife on insta/tiktok/youtube. They're so freaking cute.
Until he hears his food hit the bowl and launches that baby into the ceiling trying to run for it.
He’s actually threatening to launch bub right now but the silly man is misinterpreting his actions.
"Kibble now or the hairless pup gets it!"
"nice baby you got here, be a shame if someone yeeted it across the room. Similar shame to me not getting a treat right now wouldn't ya say?"
That is exactly why those things come with straps, and this baby is indeed buckled in safely.
Would be fun to aim for the crib though.
(No worries I’m not fathering any children)
Sometimes a dog has to make his own fetch.
Yeah I was just thinking my dog would launch the baby if the doorbell rang.
Give that dog a steak
Such a good boy! Built in baby sitter lol
If I do this, the screaming stops.
QUIT SIDE EYEING THAT PILLOW, MISTER!
Dog from Peter Pan
except it's obviously fake
In what way?
You can't see the bottom left of the hamoc thingy. Someone is probably pushing and the dog is just resting is paw on it. There is not way he could push it this regularly and without moving the rest of his body.
I've used plenty of those rockers. It's way more plausible that the dog is doing the rocking than a person pushing on the little sliver of one side that's not shown in the frame. It's basically a spring-loaded lever - the closer you are to the fulcrum, the more force you need. It would maybe work if someone was pushing on both sides at once, but I find it hard to believe you could get motion that smooth and consistent by just pushing on one corner.
JFC I hate Reddit.
Goodest boy
Goldens are the best.
A working dog is a happy dog.
"Poor Nana!"
I thought this as soon as I saw it "IT'S NANA!" They need to put a little maid hat on him.
Annoyed I had to scroll this far to find this comment.
Goldens gonna golden.
it was a cute video until I heard the audio. also, it's being rocked by someone to the left, just outside of the frame.
They use that little tinkly music on most of the videos.
Goldens are the best if you can get past the incomprehensible amounts of shedding.
Where are my chew toys? Where did you stash them? Spit it out, hooman!
Haha. Honestly I think its more like "Don't be sad, your baby toy giraffe was just good soft plastics"
The fake laughter really ties it all together.
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The best dog!
What's up with people who talk like this about their dog though? Their brother? The dog is human now? A dog can be your best friend and a full part of the family without being your child, you being their dad and your child being their brother. It's super weird.
Its just semantics. May not be the same species or have that kind of blood relations but you'll treat them just the same.
Yeah I never got that. I love my dog, her and my previous dogs were all part the family, but they are not my children or siblings to my children. I also think people that take their dogs everywhere they go are super weird.
Yeah, that was weird...
I think of my dog as an adopted child.
I'm her dad.
If you've had a dog that was you constant companion die after 17 years you would understand.
Because they've been trained to do this.
Doggo just wants baby to stop screaming so that he can have a nap.
You can not receive overtime... if you are not being paid.
"awe so silly"
The dog: "do I look happy? I haven't slept in 9 days. This is the only thing that stops him from screaming.
I would like give this dog infinite headpat
5 hours later
"Yeah you laugh, just wait 'til you get my childcare bill pal..."
Why does this feel like AI generated video?
The artifacting is definitely suspect.
It's real in that it's a genuine video that's been shot with a camera. It's fake in that someone off-camera is rocking the... cradle thing and the dog's just resting its paw there.
The artifacting is not an evidence of anything. Very common with shitty and/or heavy compression and post-processing.
I think you're right.
The look on the baby's face... I sense some serious embarrasment potential to show this to friends when they reach adolescence.
"Never piss off your mother. She has your baby pictures and she's not afraid to use them..."
I am sad to notice there is a string tied to the dogs leg, halfway down, you can see the indent in his/her fur where the line is tied on.
That's just it's fur look at it's other leg you will notice it's fur follows the same pattern on that leg to with thinner hair growth near its knees
Naw, that's a clear indentation all the way around, not present on the other leg
You don't get TWO pictures of yourself on the wall doing nothing. Dog earning his pay for sure
It's two different dogs, Eliie and Emma.
@elliegoldenlife on insta
"Brother" Grown-ass adults putting a pet at the same level as their baby and calling themselves mum or dad of their pet etc seems so cringe and kinda fucked to me. One is your fucking son the other is a domesticated animal. Get real.
It's really fucking pathetic the person filming this acting like it's natural when a dog only does this when trained to.
the whole internet is just fake content that people and bots just seem to lap up.
Good boy
Work work.
Best babysitter ever.
Wait til that dog learns how to turn that rocker into a catapult.
Typical older brother activities
See that eye twitch at the beginning.
Yeah that dog ain't been paid enough treats.
If you think you are owed treats call us at 1800-WUFF-MY-TREATS
Waiting for a double pawed jump and a hole in the dry wall 💀
the consistency, the pace, the spirit, a machine could never!
So my brother tried this when I was a baby. My mum answered the phone just before leaving the house and she'd already put me in the pram. I must have started crying so my brother, 18 months older than me, knowing that my mum would rock the pram to stop me crying thought he'd help. Thing was, he couldn't quite reach, so he jumped, grabbed the handle, pulling it down and then let go and weeee I very nearly went flying! Apparently I stopped crying, my mum seeing what was happening dropped the phone and stopped my brother from attempt number 2!
Hahahaah cute
He's like "I don't get paid enough for this shit"
🐶 I’m about to launch him in the air
the dog is looking like he's been here before lmao
He’s a single mom who works 2 jobs, loves his kids and never stops.
I must be an horrible person... Every single time I watch this video I picture that dog doing something... cartoonish, to say the least...
Goldens are the BEST!!!!
Bestboi
Am I doing it right?
My dogs would get excited, jump up and hit the back with both paws, and catapult the baby face down into the carpet.
That look of pride.
Now that is a good dog.
He’s just waiting for the extra pay
Goldens are gods gift to mankind, they have that mutated OXTR gene that makes them bond closer and want to help us.
Puppy doing his part 😊
We don’t deserve dogs .
that slowest head turn to the camera 😅
I sense a catapult yeet coming on
Takes a village
I'm glad Dr. Rockso is living a better life.
The most wholesome thing I’ve seen today
He's such a goo-boi!!
Pay him with lots of cuddles
"I don't get paid enough for this shit!"
Internal dialogue - Doggo
Reminds me of that dog from Peter Pan
The dog understands that this is the only way to make it shut up.
That’s called dog labour 🤣
I'd like a view of the front left corner of the rocker. I bet someone is rocking it after telling the dog to stay.
he looks annoyed
He's trying to pump up the baby so it can play faster
get him paid in treats!
That dog better get all of the bones, big ones!
There is always a dog somewhere in the world working overtime for it's owners without the promise of any additional treats.
Trebuchet for toddlers
This dog looks similar to the dog from Peter Pan 🤣 love it
dog is getting unlimited shakes
"I used to do this to your mother."
''This is above my paygrade''.
Aw idec if this is fake, he looks just like Shadow who was the goodest boy 🥹
Doggo doesn't want to hear crying!
Why are you laughing? Child care is serious work, Brent.
-Dog
Dogs even got that look on his face that says.."it's all that keeps it quiet!"
He's trying to keep that level 9 poop monster quiet so he can get some sleep.
Good doggo … deserving of extra treats maybe some hooman food.
The fuck is up with that baby catapult?
“I’m too old for this shit, Linda”
He's going to grow up to more efficiently feed and take care of the dog. It's a win win.
that is adorable
Nana
Minimum wage with no healthcare.
That’s a good dog!!!
😬😬😬😬This is the most responsible family member right here！！！！
Seems AI
They are the sweetest dogs I’ve ever met.
The owners laugh makes the video 🥰
There is no way that did is not a grandpa and knows the drill.
100% dad is bobbing it with his foot on the corner outside of frame
Nanny dog! I heard that dogs will also get close to human cubs and will have a natural desire to protect them. It seems to be true.
Soo cute
A single mom who works two jobs...
“Eh, it’s a living.” <-peak Boomer humor
Nana from Peter Pan
That's so cute 🥰
Nothing to see here, just a person in dog costume
🥰
If its anything like my dog then its asking the baby for pets.
No need for a nanny anymore, there is an alternative 😅
Just helping out lol
Free labor lol
Ahww such a good boy
Just nurturing an important dropped food source.
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What a piping hot fresh schnoodle, love this!
Schnoodle du jour!! So delightful!!
Woohoo!! It’s been a while for me, too. I love a schnoodleDoodleDo, I do, I do!!
Until I read the poem in response to your statement, I completely misparsed it.
You wrote (and meant): The baby is an important source of food by dropping food on the floor.
My brain parsed it somehow as: The baby is an important source of food and someone left that baby on the floor, making it fair game for the dog.
I read it the same, but I thought the commenter was just another anti-dog fanatic
Nope, I like dogs...just don't currently have one because I don't have the time to be fair to it. retirement plan: Overland camper and dog. :)
At that age, it’s just going to be spit-up
Not for too much longer. My dog is best friends with my 1 year. Hell I catch my 1 year old dropping food on purpose now.
Who can blame them. Hearing dogs chomp on food is funny. Besides, even the 1 year old knows he’s a good boi.