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Safe handling instructions on some pork buns I bought. The more you look, the better it gets
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I felt like I was having a stroke just reading it.
Yeah. You should also see a Dr though just in case. We're not qualified medical professionals.
U.S inspected and passed by department of education.
Do we still have one of those?
No, now it's the Ministry of Truth
Excuse you, this is America.
It's the Department of Truth.
Established 21418
I'm going to start using pephigerate. I like it.
Better than michomave?
Crap its in my lexicon now. My girlfriends gonna have to figure out another thing im gonna start saying in a weird way.
Pephigerate or oo get gregnant
How is poork bun formed?
(You Don't Want To Know!)
pargent*
pregante*
Pefrgerator
Perfganté?
Michomave
I actually like the small variant “prefrigerate” better… Seems like it would be appropriate for a lot of recipes that need a little pre-chill: cookie doughs, stuff with gelatin, beef wellington, marinating, etc.
Got to keep those bacteplas in check somehow!
I always make a point of keeping my refricera ted.
Ted is a great guy, you just gotta give him his refricera
Go home, GB Green Gastronome, you’re drunk.
When the label writer has a stroke and it's too late for a redo.
Chinese owned company. They are a subsidiary of May Flower International Inc based out of Queens,NY. This company has sooo many recalls. Don’t buy anything from this company.
Can’t imagine why….
Probably too much bactepla in it
It may have been mlshanoledorcooked mpropeply
what, the pow meat?! I doubt it, I think we all know how to mlshanole that by now
All this is starting to make me wonder if a Klingon had a stroke.
This is some bad OCR I think.
Or AI.
Apparently the US has no regulations on what can be sold 🤷♂️
There are regulations, just no inspectors to enforce them.
Ah I see, that must be very frustrating
Found the image that Image AIs were trained on for generating text.
Proof Reader is fired
Someone really didn't like that guy
Ahhh, the blind typist strikes again.
I’ll never call it a microwave again.
I think I had a stroke halfway through reading that. Older iterations of Google Translate could do better than that.
My Mediatel doesn't have a Pephigerate setting?!
Michomave
Pephigerate your foods!
Established in another 19000 years.
So is this counterfeit or what? So much to see.
Bootleg pork buns.
Its an establishment number not when the company was established
Haha so that’s the one things that right.
Did they use AI to write that?
Bad OCR from an existing label that they scanned.
I wouldn’t eat it!
Goooottttdamn, thgt wes y toigh re ad.
Who is Reficera Ted, and what's he supposed to thaw in the pefgerator or michomave?
The pow meat oppoultry.
Ah yes, the pow meat oppoultry. How could I miss that? But that doesn't answer the question of who he is...
Michomave is a keeper.
It hurt my brain reading that
guys, clearly the warning label is what happens when you don't follow instructions and eat bad pork buns.
I love using my michomave
They didn’t even spell the wrong words the same each time. Just throwing a bunch of words on the page. I love it.
In mediatel yor discapo
Don't type with gauntlets on, ladies and gentlemen.
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
Argh! Although I do love that game!
Ok no more having the drunk guy speech-to-text the safety label. Got it.
Note ingredients do not list pork.
This must be what going mad feels like...
How I type into google search cause they usually know how to handle it
WTF ... somebody had a few before work ....
And a few more at work.
finally: Pow, the ultimate chimera
I smell toast burning
Sucking autocorrect
The writer was having a stroke
It looks like someone asked ChatGPT to make an image of a product label.
I was going to say somebody used a gpt model but didn't do enough training rounds 🤣
It has the same kind of weird text seen in the fake infographics over at r/FacebookAISlop. Because while ChatGPT wouldn't make these sorts of errors when producing normal text, it does often make these sorts of mistakes when producing images containing text.
This reminded me of software gore lol!
I didn’t know if I was to height or I hit dis lexical
OK, I'll bite. What the hell are pork buns?
Google it. They're delicious. Get it at Chinese takeout.
Nice
Shrooms.
i think the author was having a stroke when writing that
Welcome to the mindfuck.
I starting hearing it in my head with a Jamaican accent
I can see another department that can be canceled, if this is what they let pass.
Dropped some bangers with this one like "Pephigurate" and "Mproperply"
Clearly someone failed to check what their press was printing and the person making the plates failed to see their negative being wrong...
Reading in a dream
Made in the USA.
POW meat poultry? So this is where all those Vietnam guys ended up? I think I’d pass 🤣.
/s
I wouldn't buy this again. They probably use AI for their recipe.
Just weird. My brain keeps trying to see a reason for the screw up. Maybe this is old school metal type face and it's been messes with.
Srsly, someone needs to report this place.
Oh boy, where do I even start?
“Heroyyy!”
Whoa! 🤔
I looked up est 21418, here is what Google said: In summary: If you see "EST. 21418" on a product label, it indicates that the product was produced at the GB Green Gastronome, LLC facility and may have been involved in the 2017 recall due to undeclared allergens.
That address is a dance school in Queens.
They put tree nuts in it because four was just too much.
YOR DESCAPO sounds like a Daddy Yankee hit
I’ve been touching my pow meat again
Bactepla! Yum.
Hypothetically if you looked up safe handling instructions on the Internet, found a picture of a similar product to yours and then used a bad OCR tool to read it for you, you might generate something this bad.
Hypothetically.
Looks like the author had a stroke while writing & just powered through.
Passes out from alcohol
Ja mon, it be the islands mon.
Michomave.
God speed consuming that!
Man I remember seeing the Dead play a 4 hour set at MichoMave back in ‘71
Ah Jamaica.. Someone was smoking the green stuff 🤣
It looks like they scanned a warning label and OCRed it to plain text...
Almost positive that's exactly what happened.
Yeah, agree. My first thought (as always nowadays) was AI but it rarely gets the spacing/kerning that consistent, and then I saw "UTBNCILS", and E=>B is an OCR error I've experienced myself so I'm convinced. XD
That, or just asked ChatGPT to design it.