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Save the bounce

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Tankerrex

Also prevents nipple chafing to some extent I guess

1 day ago
EzeakioDarmey

Amongst other things. Its not difficult to find photos of guys with bleeding nipples in marathons because they didn't account for fabric rubbing the entire time.

1 day ago
GhostWrex

Nip-eaze, little tape dots on Amazon, have saved my nips from being just red, macerated flesh

1 day ago
KarasLegion

If you honestly have a choice between some tape on your nipples or a well fitting black and pink bra, are you really going to choose the bandages?

I mean, come on, bro.

1 day ago
GhostWrex

I'm not anti bra,  but my wife's boobs are bigger than mine,  so I don't think it would work

1 day ago
AS_as-Master

You should increase your boob size bro. Give her some tough competition and assert dominance.

1 day ago
One-eyed-snake

You can borrow my wife’s bra. She has what I call “booblets”

She used to hate it with a passion. But not enough to murder or divorce me, so I won. Nowadays I just get the side eye when I say it

16 hours ago
techiemikey

Back when I was running, I just used a piece of medical tape. It worked wonders and was cheap.

20 hours ago
anotherNarom

My most recent batch fall off when I get sweaty, bloody annoying.

1 day ago
GhostWrex

Damn,  I've never had one fall off. I am pretty hairy though,  haha

1 day ago
Anthro_DragonFerrite

I just get sports bras. Pink and blue!

And I rock 'em too!

1 day ago
One-eyed-snake

I’d go for stripper pasties myself. Cuz why not?

16 hours ago
SmellsLikeWetFox

We used to wear t-shirts/sweat shirts in the pool during swim practice to weigh us down more…..it was the worst, couldn’t lube or keep band aids on…..just straight sandpapering the tips of the nips off,

didn’t seem to matter if the first layer was a rashy or compression tank

1 day ago
HLef

Not on a 5k

16 hours ago
BlindTiger

This reminds me of my cousin running on the treadmill once. He came back with his shirt covered in blood from nipple chafing. Looked like he got stabbed, haha. He didn't notice until he was done with his run.

17 hours ago
One-eyed-snake

Bleeding Nipples. New band name

16 hours ago
Reshaos

So probably another good reason why women wear sports bras when running too. As a fit male, I have never had to worry about my boobs when running. Learn something new every day...

1 day ago
EzeakioDarmey

Plus someone his size would need something to keep his thighs from rubbing themselves raw. As a not-so-fit male, I know from experience.

1 day ago
Reshaos

I have heard about that and actually seen evidence of that too. I've noticed bigger people tend to have their pants rubbed a lot in the crotch area so there are holes and discoloration. What do you typically do to prevent that rubbing when running in shorts?

1 day ago
Purple_Feature_6538

Not run

1 day ago
EzeakioDarmey

Eh. At a certain size, just normal walking can chafe during the summer.

1 day ago
siren1313

Not walk

1 day ago
MamaDMZ

Corn starch/body powder

1 day ago
Disastrous_Time_5265

As a slightly less fit male, I didn´t know you fully fit ones come without nipples.

Truly learn something new every day!

Edit: Is the ken-doll features down there aswell (or are nipples the only thing you lack)?

Edit 2: If it is, may I call you Smoothie?

1 day ago
Reshaos

I seem to have hit a sore spot by mentioning that I am fit, apparently that is looked down upon. Noted.

To answer your question though, I run on the treadmill twice a week as a warm up for my workout. My nipples are average in size and I have toned pecs but my tank top that is specifically designed for workouts does not move at all on my body. And since I don't have bigger boobs that bounce when I move then that also doesn't rub against my tank top. There is no movement. I'm sorry this upset so many of you. This wasn't meant to sound like I am some fitness model either because I am not otherwise I would've mentioned that. I merely mentioned that I am fit. Sorry for being honest lol.

1 day ago
Disastrous_Time_5265

Speaking for myself, I don´t look down on you for being fit (ignoring other factors, being healthy by itself is something that should only be encouraged and celebrated), but rather because of your lowkey obnoxious arrogance.

If you bothered searching it up, even just in google pics, you would see that you being fit has nothing to do with it. You just randomly decided that was the defining factor and then sounded condescending with the rest.

Edit: I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you truly didn´t mean to come off as you did, language is quite a bit harder to interpret in written form. But as you can see I´m not the only one who read it that way, and instead of maybe trying to understand what it was in your comment that prompted that reaction you go "Sorry y´all cant handle these abs of honesty!", so I´m remaining doubtful lmao.

1 day ago
Reshaos

I didn't bother googling because I also mentioned that's probably another reason why women wear sports bras too. Reddit is a place that discusses not just a place where people only post knowledge. I merely pointed out why I have never experienced this let alone heard of this. I'm not a girl and my assumption was I am fit. And fit may not be the best word but I didn't want to come off grandeur or anything because again I am not a fitness model but my body is pretty dang tight (trying to say that without further upsetting people as if I am trying to come off full of myself).

I fully understood where people would get offended but there is being overly sensitive and genuinely me being obviously condescending. This is one of those times where I read my comment and go "yes if I look for a way to be offended then I can be offended" which means it's people being over sensitive. I have no problem apologizing when I can look at my comment and go "yes you were completely and obviously condescending for no reason" and this isn't one of those times. This is one of those times where you can just as easily step back from thinking people are jerks and interpret the comment as "ok he mentions he never experienced this because he assumes the reason being he is fit.. he also mentions this must be another reason why women wear sports bras further solidifying that he had no clue that this was a thing at all".

1 day ago
kcrab91

You can use chub rub (body glide) on your nips too - just an fyi to anyone getting into running.

1 day ago
Disastrous_Time_5265

For people who dont know about the running nipple problem

1 day ago
enataca

I ran CC and stuff in high school. Never had an issue and now in my 30’s the chaffing is real

1 day ago
Extension-Badger-958

It’s just beneficial all around. They should make mens sports bras

1 day ago
RoastedRhino

On a 5k??

14 hours ago
3D_Noob_Guy OP

If you have a chubby body which also jiggles at places, you can get nipple chafing when running even 1-2 miles...

12 hours ago
PowerfullyMajor

He got me 2 times "save the bounce", "it was massive ones" 😂

1 day ago
Petraam

Give that man a pink ribbon.

1 day ago
ForeverYonge

That clipboard was pretty close to getting him too

16 hours ago
Veritas_Vanitatum

Not doing it again... Maybe 💀

1 day ago
frank_buttons

LOLOLOL! He knew as soon as he said, that it was a lie!

1 day ago
Jeptic

My man found a solution to a legit problem. Although there are existing chest bands that can be used for this already and he took without asking its kinda tough he was ridiculed.

With all the Ozempic weight loss going on there will be some loose male boobs out there. This is the time for the market gurus to rebrand a bra for men as men's contouring and fitness band or the chest power strap

1 day ago
mcfiddlestien

Kramer is way ahead of you.

1 day ago
lukyboi

IT'S THE MANZIER!!

1 day ago
iceyhot80

The BRO!!

1 day ago
heingericke_

Surely it's the Brozier.

1 day ago
JadowArcadia

Where were you when they needed you back in 1994?

1 day ago
Jeptic

How could I forget the Manzier!!!!???

1 day ago
Remarkable-Ad2285

Kramerica! Where’s my intern?

1 day ago
Koopslovestogame

"Power strap" *insert lightning bolts here*

19 hours ago
jaxonya

They already have those, marketed that exact way 

1 day ago
bochief

Any links?

1 day ago
ashoka_akira

I have heard wearing compression clothing during weight loss can help with the lose skin that happens when there is drastic weight loss, though that might mostly be after skin removal surgery.

1 day ago
Bunnymancer

Man-spanx

The manx

1 day ago
Melvin_Doozy

Honestly, that honesty and confidence from him is the best! 😂

1 day ago
unematti

Look... You really can't run with 'em jumping around. It was invented exactly for this. No shame in it. It's a bit funny and he takes it like a champ, but no shame at all.

1 day ago
SlowMope

I, a boob haver, do not understand why it's funny for a man to use a sports bra while running.

It's a tool for that exact purpose. What is funny?

1 day ago
Tackit286

She’s really hamming up the reaction for those sweet clickbait shots.

1 day ago
obscureferences

I get the humor in it but she really didn't need to ask why, as if bras are a girl thing and not a boob thing.

1 day ago
TheSentientSnail

This was me, exactly. She's wheezing like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard. As if I haven't seen plenty of men throughout my life who would definitely benefit from some support. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's a garment designed to keep chest fat from flapping about. Both men and women have that fat, in a wide range with varying degrees. Women have spent years 'freeing' the nips and fighting for our right to go braless, perhaps it's time we shift towards making bras gender neutral.

Added bonus - the second bras start being marketed to men, they're suddenly going to be cheaper, easier to wash (dryer safe!), and WAY more comfortable. Let's make it happen!

1 day ago
riceinmybelly

And it will be 3-in-1

1 day ago
FluffySquirrell

Added bonus - the second bras start being marketed to men, they're suddenly going to be cheaper, easier to wash (dryer safe!), and WAY more comfortable. Let's make it happen!

All those shops that are all "No boob money" not gonna know what to do when suddenly bras got pockets and special pouches for wallets

20 hours ago
Derekduvalle

She's wheezing like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard

I call that the streamer laugh. I find it pretty obnoxious.

12 hours ago
505_notfound

Surely you must know that a bra is a garment that was generally worn by women and not men. I understand it's 2025 and things are a bit different now, but for the last 100 or so years of the bra's existence, that's how it was.

1 day ago
SlowMope

Yes I am aware. But as you mentioned it's 2025, we should just acknowledge that a tool is a tool, and when solutions like that help people like him I don't see how it's funny.

Edit to add: and the "lol girl stuff bad" is a tired stupid misogynistic joke that also should be well and truly dead in this our year of two thousand and twenty five.

1 day ago
505_notfound

Trust me, I'm with you in acknowledging it's a tool. I just left another comment saying I'd like one too. The thing is, it's not common to see a regular Joe schmoe wearing a bra, so unusual things are just often seen as funny. That's all

1 day ago
SlowMope

I don't see it.

1 day ago
505_notfound

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1luqnld/save_the_bounce/n21rl6x

Not on this thread, it's a separate comment

1 day ago
SlowMope

No I just don't see how this is funny even with your explanations.

1 day ago
absolutelynotarepost

Because a man stole a bra to wear it, it's an unusual thing to do and odd and unexpected things make people laugh.

If you don't understand how it's funny I assume you're some level of autistic because it's pretty a pretty basic human behavior to laugh at absurdity.

1 day ago
SlowMope

You ever watch an old TV show or movie, and the jokes are so dated and so off you don't see how they ever could have been funny in the first place? Like threatening to beat their wives and the laugh track is going hard for some insane reason?

This is like that.

1 day ago
absolutelynotarepost

Yeah no it's not, you're either on the spectrum or just a good ole fashioned miserable asshole.

1 day ago
505_notfound

Check out this clip from seinfeld. Antiquated, for sure, but maybe it will help get the idea across

https://youtu.be/njAJtuwJMdc

1 day ago
SlowMope

I watched the episode when it came out. Antiquated is the correct term.

1 day ago
nunofgs

It’s funny making fun of other people’s insecurities I guess.

Now reverse the roles and tell me it’s funny.

1 day ago
SlowMope

Right like, what would be funny about a woman swiping her friends boots to go hiking because all she had were tennis shoes?

1 day ago
Ponce_DeLeon_

You know what? I understand and appreciate his dilemma.

1 day ago
OnirosSomni

Hes so real omfg

1 day ago
Adamant_TO

It's called MANzier or a Bro.

1 day ago
yoda_mcfly

A brah.

Although manzier is a great name for a company that makes men's running brahs.

1 day ago
random_username99

It was a Seinfeld reference.

1 day ago
Adamant_TO

This guy gets it.

1 day ago
Low_Finding2189

Its right there! Brozzier!

1 day ago
ODMtesseract

You know, he's a bit of a bigger guy. And he's the one running, while I don't ever - so I'm not going to make fun of him for it. Good on you for being active

1 day ago
Engineer_Rabbit

Not the right sub. He was honest and has a perfectly practical solution that worked for him.

1 day ago
djshadesuk

None of which precludes it from still being funny.

1 day ago
ohrofl

The fact he wore a bra wasn't funny to me. His responses were though.

1 day ago
OpeningMeaning6789

Pretending things are funnier than they actually are so you can justify having the cameras on. Bad podcasts are just shitty acting

1 day ago
Specialist_Map_2327

The whole thing is a facade, a badly staged, over acted shambolic attempt at humour. If someone told you that story in the pub, you'd smile and make your excuse to escape.

1 day ago
Derekduvalle

Social media is rife with that shit. It reminds me of the over the top, high pitched cackling gaming streamers have been coming out with since forever.

12 hours ago
Flobaowski

wonder how many 5k‘s she ran 🤔

1 day ago
Commercial-Error-736

They laughed at Frank Castanza. Who's laughing now.

1 day ago
no_need4drama

Forced laughter for clout, pathetic

1 day ago
Specialist_Map_2327

Exactly. So fake it's transparent

1 day ago
O_Dog187

Yeah it’s pretty terrible

1 day ago
kwakimaki

Get your feet off the fucking seat, you feral cretin.

1 day ago
djshadesuk

You'd have an existential meltdown in a club in the US 😂

1 day ago
mrarnoldpalmers

How does every person have a podcast

1 day ago
karl_hungas

This isnt 1/10th as funny as shes making it out to be also shes the host, its super annoying. 

1 day ago
linpaujes

That bush placing and camera angle is sus 😅

1 day ago
nfefx

The funny part is if she were a dude she'd have bigger tits than him. Shes bigger than he is.

But that's not ok to say because he's a man and she's a woman.

1 day ago
Lextube

Why do people have such a strange immature hang up about this? He had a problem that needed solving, he used a pre-existing product in order to do it, but because heaven forbid it's originally designed for women he should just be laughed at for it?

1 day ago
nunofgs

It’s socially acceptable to ridicule men. Then you can also accuse them of not sharing their feelings. Super funny.

1 day ago
Ggriffinz

As a husky guy i get the sentiment when I started running/jogging. But there are way better options than nicking a bra. Haha. Like buy a compression undershirt, they are cheap now and can help when you are being active.

1 day ago
MexysSidequests

I’m not shaming the dude. I’d die trying to do a 5k He’s doing it. We can give him more than jiggle support

1 day ago
breckoz

The shaming here is pretty bad. The poor guy at the end said, "I won't do that again." If it works great, don't let transphobe type messaging bother you.

1 day ago
3D_Noob_Guy OP

He also said he might

12 hours ago
breckoz

people can sometimes cover up embarrassment with humor

8 hours ago
FancifulLaserbeam

So, what, you walked up to the bra, pulled a gun, and said, "give me all your hooks and straps?"

1 day ago
Takenabe

She's judging him but spends the entire goddamn clip with her shoes on that seat

17 hours ago
505_notfound

Honestly, you dont even need to be fat to need one. I'm a skinny guy and when driving something bumpy such as a forklift (no suspension) I have many times wished I had some support

1 day ago
Specialist_Map_2327

Waiting for the funny and it never arrived

1 day ago
thissexypoptart

Yeah is the whole joke dude has tits?

That’s stand-on-chair hilarious?

1 day ago
---THRILLHO---

The joke is that he wore his friend's bra to do a 5k...

Like, did you watch the video? Is that not the most obvious thing in the world?

1 day ago
koknesis

They're not saying the joke isn't obvious. Its just that its not that funny.

I think its a little funny but certainly not roflmao levels of funny where you have to ask your co-host to take over. The forced fake laugh doesnt really sell it too.

1 day ago
thissexypoptart

Right. Dude wore his friend’s bra because dude has tits. He jiggles when he runs.

What’s jump-on-chair funny about that? Has the lady on the right never heard a fat joke?

1 day ago
Derekduvalle

As a black guy I'll take a stab in the dark (👀) and guess that it's because masculinity in black culture is still anchored in the old school so the idea of a black man wearing his friend's bra is worthy of extensive ridicule.

More progressive cultures would probably see the utility of him wearing the bra and move past it a lot quicker.

Case in point: this thread's confused expression.

It should also be noted that the people in this clip are overreacting for effect in order to garner more exposure.

12 hours ago
Sheepvasion

There's gotta be a word for that feeling you get when you see someone laughing way too hard at something that isn't even remotely funny. It's like second hand embarrassment mixed with anger and a little bit of that oh-god-this-person-is-a-lunatic type fear. I bet the Germans have a word for it. They have a word for everything.

1 day ago
Kibidiko

I've recently learned the majesty of a sports bra. I'm pretty overweight and working towards weight loss and sports bras rock at keeping me from jiggling.

I'm sort of exploring my gender a bit too so it's a secret little femme expression :)

1 day ago
SumTingsWuong

He is talking about his breast right? Right?

1 day ago
NonEuclidianMeatloaf

I won’t do it again…

… maybe 😏

1 day ago
My_name_is_just_Kyle

As a man who is weighted in the over sense, I can absolutely relate. I can't even stand it for the short amount of time when you do that stupid lil jog across the street when a car lets you cross.

I mean I would purchase my own, though. A used one? Even if clean? Nah.

1 day ago
Front-Competition461

Those hosts missed the best opportunity of their lifetimes to "yes and" an amazing bit. I was dying laughing and was so crushed when they actually said the words "no". They could have built this into something absolutely amazing, the guest was signaling so hard that the comedy was only beginning and they shut it down into awkward silence. 

When I grow up I want to be bra guy.

1 day ago
Nellasofdoriath

A simple.google search reveals so many male.support sports garments for.sale

1 day ago
JoeBarge

I dont know any of these people but these reactions to a simple and honest funny story makes me never wanna watch it. It's getting way to normalized to be mean and condescending to each other when a camera is present (and without, obviously)

22 hours ago
reptiliangold15

Bro has some balls

19 hours ago
derliebesmuskel

Is this some kind of new British humour I just don’t get? This didn’t seem even remotely funny to me.

14 hours ago
SethinotShetty

Maybe.

13 hours ago
elgrancuco

I used to tape band aids over my nipples to prevent bloody nipples during long runs

10 hours ago
Flashy_Narwhal9362

The unbelievable thing is that he’s claiming to have ran a 5k.

1 day ago
Specialist_Map_2327

It's beyond ridiculous. He's overplaying it, you just know he's one of these lads that think they're hilarious with their bubbly personality but everyone finds them unbearable because everything they present is forced and exaggerated and she's acting up to the camera with a blatant over reaction. Not at all funny.

1 day ago
MilkshakeYeah

Maybe if she tried to run once in her life she would know lol

1 day ago
Proper-Dog917

Damn you people really are unaware fucking morons

1 day ago
montu89c

Next time just steal it . No need to rob, Sir 😁 /s

1 day ago
Ok-disaster2022

Most Sport bras don't have cup sizes iirc

1 day ago
niazemurad

Please lose the weight

20 hours ago
N0x1mus

Double standards at play…she’d be the first one to cry victim for anything else.

1 day ago
Ladams19

I am not sure what is funnier, him stealing a bra to run a 5K or the thought of him being able to run a 5K without having a heart attack.

1 day ago
Adam0745

Abrego Garcia been out of the country less than a year and he already got a new accent?

1 day ago
alyaqd95

Bro that is stuff you take to the grave

1 day ago