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Bro intentionally printed half a resume and wrote: ‘Hire me to unlock full potential.’ Man submitted a demo version of himself.😂
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“Develop my personality as a career person” lol what.
Bro had 1 sentence for his resume and that’s what he put forward
This was made and edited for meme purposes, that's about it.
I dont know man, I mean have you actually talked to some of these gen z kids? lol
Resume: "Just ask."
First question: Are you, by any chance, stupid?
How did you know my nickname?
the most gen z resume ive ever seen was one of my friends. it was a blank page with "This would be my first job, my relevant qualifications are: breathing, speaking English, and being capable of setting an alarm. I currently have a 3.69 GPA at Local High School." written at the top. it worked
They go to interviews with their parents. Absolutely hillerious.
Weird thing is it's Gen X that's enabling it primarily. It's weird because generally speaking they come off as diet baby boomers that like to act as if they're the last hardened generation before soft millennials came through, but then they're the ones helicopter parenting at a job interview lol.
I don't get it
Same thing as Baby Boomers being the ones that invented giving their children "participation trophies" and then using the concept of them to shit on their children's generation.
Helicopter parenting, partecipation tophies and shitting on the generations to come were the thing for millenia: it was called artistocracy.
They used to say that about millennials too and as was the case then, some random kid did that and now it's "all Gen Z's do this".
Who the fuck is they. People find one instance of the most bizarre shit and then attribute it to a whole generation.
That just means he had the bandwidth for exponential growth. He thinks outside the box. This is a man that wants to build a family environment in a fast paced, forward thinking company.
SYNERGY!!!!!!
its 4am and you guys got me here crying laughing
[Enter basic description of your objectives to capture the reader’s attention]
Seems like a way to not get hired
So much wasted potential...
Demo wasn't compelling enough. Unwishlisted.
Depends where he is applying to, an advertising company would love this kind of thing.
It's a cute idea, but the objective statement is bland. If you're only going to show a preview, it better be a great preview. We would talk about this in the department, but not move his application forward.
if it were a real attempt and they cut it like half way, with an absolutely fire first half, i could see it.
It could also have a blur effect on the second half, So you could see that there was stuff there but not make out any of the details
It would be a cute idea to maybe fade out at the very end of the milestones, but this obviously takes it way too far, especially since it doesn't seem to include any contact information. Maybe on another side.
Yeah, isn't the CV itself the demo you use to unlock?
He wouldn't even make it past the automated resume filters. The only thing an offline resume is good for nowadays is applying in person to fast food places.
Most fast food restaurants don't accept paper resumes now. At least not when I applied while in college.
People need to remember having a CV that stands out is great, but it has to pass the AI filters that most companies use to screen incoming CVs first. This will get rejected without ever being seen by a human for any decent paying job.
Even if it was seen by a human, there’s nothing there that would compel anyone to want to see the rest.
Maybe if printed. If this were a PDF or word doc (or god forbid, HTML), the keywords could be white-on-white or in the metadata, and maybe the software will register those.
Resume is basically a small demo to show the recruiter on what a candidate could do if hired. This is not even a demo but a random joke that not everyone is going to get it. Not a good way to market yourself in a sea of serious candidates.
because its fake...
Not gonna lie, I would at least invite him to an interview. I can also see this being successfull in marketing, shows creativity at the very least.
You don’t even know his name or contact information. Also why waste your time on that when serious candidates are waiting for their turn?
After already looking at 100 candidates I'd be excited for the easy "No".
Yup, no need to skim through all the sections
Resume paywall. Not sure if it is a good move
Submit it to EA or Ubisoft, he'll be fine
New senior marketing director in the making.
The intent is to provide employers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different employees.
Funny...but yet also clearly the hire me bit is added on the photo and isn't on the paper
So unless you are suggesting they applied via a picture taken of a partial resume this is fake
There is also no contact info and the one sentence objective doesn't even make grammatical sense.
Look at how many times OP posted this. Dude is just gagging for that reddit karma lol.
Oh wow, no kidding, didn't even notice that
The amount of people playing along and/or willing to believe this is true, when this is just about the laziest Photoshop of all time, is irksome, to say the least.
the people most paranoid about being fooled by AI are the same people who fall for mspaint edits
Or people just like funny stuff and don't care if it's real or not.
This is like something I'd see in Snapchat to me. Where maybe the resume didnt fully print and they tacked on the text as a funny little thing and sent it out
These people have opinions on Epstein, immigration, and Obama's birth certificate.
When you make a thoughtful comment that you feel good about because it got hundreds of upvotes, most of those upvotes came from these people.
Maybe we shouldn't be quick to equate popular opinions with correct opinions.
I've also seen this image without the text like yesterday
Bro literally didn't. It's a poor Photoshop job.
No, I'm not very fun at parties.
I think you'd be fun at parties.
Is this the dead internet? 100 comments, 98 bots/ai and two people commenting fake on obviously fake content.
Because not everyone on reddit is bright enough to recognize that is fale
more like he printed 18.4% of a resume
In the age of AI, its refreshing to see MS paint fake images.
It's funny even if it is obviously fake. Lack of contact info aside, just read the text.
Objectives: To be part of your company wherein I can enhance my skills and gain more knowledge as well as develop my personality as a career person.
I mean, who the hell writes that?!? LOL.
Utilized synergy pivots into intensification trends
People who've been taught what to put on a CV. They tell you to have a personal profile which says things like willing to learn, can work in a team, or on own initiative, that you're reliable. Stuff like that. This one is just a very verbose way of saying they're willing to learn new skills as needed for the job.
The problem isn't the goals listed, it's leaving it as "your company" instead of personalizing it to the company to which it's being submitted and the phrase "as a career person" which has to be AI generated. "Gain more knowledge" without specifying in what also strongly suggests AI.
Hire me so I can afford my hp monthly ink subscription
"Lol, cute..."
⤵
🗑
...right in the bin.
This will give the HR a chuckle but won't give you a job
Smartest dumb guy in the game
My old boss why I stopped working so hard and I told him his free trial expired and needed to upgrade to premium (got a raise a week later)
WHY ARE PEOPLE UPVOTING THIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE SHIT?
That’s not even half. That’s like 1/6.
It's really sad that Alfafa still has to earn a living.
Does he come with a free 30 day trial?
If I were him I’d have tried to include a more interesting half.
Even for grandparent facebook posts this is dogshit tier photoshop work.
Shows enough to know that he is white lol
Did he apply for a job at EA?
I'd refuse it because I don't like dlc or pay to win
Little chuckle followed by tossing it straight in the trash.
I cannot express how fucking tired I am of seeing someone say/write "bro" followed by the fucking punchline. "Bro literally just did this" "bro said that" shut the fuck up you stupid fucking braindead shit.
Sounds like OP is still in his teens years
Many years ago my wife was eyeing up a promotion in a creative field. She created an eBay listing for herself describing all of her qualifications including screenshots of some of the major projects she worked on as alternate images. Her “Buy it now” price was the salary she wanted.
She got the promotion.
If you're only going to include one paragraph of text, don't make that paragraph garbage.
Welcome to EA. You will be doing great here.
into the shredder you go
Imagine if he thought of that and the paper has some kind of additive that gums up the shredder. All while he has the only product that can fix it... for a fee
I think they’re just gonna use another shredder they have
Bro certainly did.
He made a mistake by not showing his educations
It looks like the text is out of place. I think that's just Photoshop on a print error.
Lol, those HR managers who comment here don't get that it is a joke. Relax, don't take it so seriously.
Lmao
My personality as a career person lol get in here ya little scamp!
it's a faaaaaake, no contact email and this would never pass by ATS (automatic computer screening of resumes) god i wish for the days where you didn't have to be a computer programmer just to know how to optimize just to get a human to look at your resume!
"We noticed a gap on your resume."
"That's DRM."
If "full potential" means, being able to print a full page, I'm sure there are others out there who can do better to be honest.
Professional OF
The bottom text was added to the photo though, it's not actually on the paper
I would give him an interview.
Career Person, also known as the shitty superhero that got edited out
10/10 for brass neck
Was he hired and then cancelled after the trial period?
Ubisoft / Capcom: You are hired.
Where does he want to be ? In videogame industry ?
That is a lot less than half
Gets a sensible chuckle that lasts as long as it takes for the paper to hit the trash can.
Absolutely sure that you submitted this CV to EA
Not demo, teaser trailer
The original subscription service
Is he applying to EA?
Any employer would get a chuckle then pitch it.
Any person with real hiring power would immediately throw this garbage in the bin, even full resumés suck to go through, nevermind this bullshit.
Imagine if after getting a full resume it's a prank and the guy is nude
Recently saw a job add for a company doing AI videos... And they were asking to demo their tool and do a video with it and link it. I was like "well I ain't got time for this shit" so I downloaded the youtube video or Rick Ashley Never gonna get you up, uploaded to their "tool" and filmed me in loom going through their site, and opening the video, playing the whole rickroll matching with Loom's confettis on the beats. Never heard back. Took them 2 months to watch it but oh the satisfaction of seeing my loom vid have been watched and them being rickrolled was so so good.
HR rep from EA: Hired!
And get locked into a subscription model where I’m paying out weekly? No thanks
I like his sense of humor. Too bad that’s not a hiring requirement. Next!
Ok but why put a photo of yourself on a a resume, ever?
In some countries (eg Japan) it's customary
There is a world outside America
I think it would be more clever if he put his full picture there and a few job qualifications. Also they need his return contact information. Funny nonetheless
Clever…round file.
American CVs are so strange. In the UK it's recommended to not include a photograph because 1) it messes up the formatting, and 2) so employers don't judge you on looks alone.
Have a QR code on there somewhere, linking them to a decked out resume lol
Is he trying to get a job at EA and selling his potential as DLC
This job market is totally P2W these days.
Luckily it wouldn’t matter in the US, where even half of a profile pic will get you auto-deleted.
If he printed his actual contact information, this might have worked! 🤦♂️
Let me "fax" that to "corporate". (Shredder noice)
Creativity, I would hire him
If this is all he sent, straight to the shredder
I'd toss that in a second
AI sorter: Invalid resume.. SKIPPING..
EA: "You're hired"
Stand out definitely, Got the job, definitely not
I question that document. The fonts don’t match both in type and crispness.
No trial period?
I really like this idea, but he probably should have previewed a few items that get him hired.
Should work for EA.
Must be an MBA grad...
You're hired!!
sir how do I contact you??😭😭😭😭😭
I would to see the face of the CV reviewer if they were Japanese. A Japanese CV is like the final boss of CVs.
Hire me to unlock my criminal records.
Alas he did not think about the potential for a “Free 7-Day Trial Period”.
Genius
This is very fake.
Sign him up
I am fucking weak 😂😂😂
I kinda like it… I’d give him a cold call
"Did you want to take a moment to register me?"
How to apply at EA
EA over there like "found our next CFO"
EA:your hired
modern problems require modern solutions
lol, no, he knew that the ink was running out.
Bro has a DLC to his resume!
HR: why? There are tons here already unlocked.
🤣
I’d hire him after a background check just to see
another totally real thing that happened.
We need to know if this person is still unemployed.
Workday 1 DLC?
Hire him
I mean he’d stand out from the other applicants for sure but he’s got no contact info on there…
Hire me to unlock my contact details
That’s like offering a DLC without even saying what game it’s for.
stop giving western game designers ideas lmao
DLC mystery box. Buy the dlc 12 times to maybe get the dlc you want!
Hear me out here ok.
Pre-order-DLC-Microtransactions-Exclusive-Subscription
So a battle pass?
I should have added loot box (pray to RNGesus) but yes. I guess thats it.
The keyword missing is "limited time only". Pay up now or forever miss out on those exclusive skins (you'll never even look at them again).
Dude that's a season pass.
Gacha x DLC coming soon
Oh EA has already tried this out one way or the other.
Just western? lol
EA is that you?
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment..."
EA games: You're hired.
EA Games: Pay to find out our answer!
Hire me if you can.
This resume wouldn’t get past applicant tracking systems
All the relevant keywords are in white text against the white background
This resume wouldn't get past my eyeballs.
I know it’s a joke — but most application systems can tell the text matches the background for keyword spam and throw the resume out
LaTeX can get around that
The only scenario I can think of it possibly working is a job fair where someone will almost certainly have to look at it, probably while the applicant is actually handing it to them.
If it's real, I could see this being one side, with the actual resume on the flip. That way he can make a memorable and creative joke in person, and still actually provide a resume.
Hopefully there was a cover page
I was thinking if he gave contact info, I would bring him in for an interview just to talk to him. This guy has some guts and I kinda admire that.
In two weeks this'll be 3% of your resume formats. Not a lot statistically, but it'll feel like a lot and you'll resent each one more than the last.
The first person to do it is a genius, all the others are just sending trash.
By the fourth one it wouldn't even register anymore.
What would actually annoy me is all the other meme resumes that would flood in from other people also trying to be different.
It's like the one person that bought Fallout 4 with bottlecaps. Bethesda laughed and said "good one," and gave them a copy, but no one else is ever gonna be able to pull that off.
I have a sense of humor so I think this is funny, but I would never hire him, unless I was hiring for a company that needs people who are fucking insane, which in this economy is quite a big sector. "Welcome aboard the Operations team, make sure you get on the company health insurance ASAP so we can start paying for your meth subscription"
I can't find it now because the internet is so enshittified but I remember seeing a post on something years ago about a graphic designer who wrote his CV in the style of a brand design manual.
I wish I could find it, it was really good. I also worked with a guy who was a bit spectrumy (and I say that, fully aware of Reddit's demographic - spectrumy by *our* standards) who wrote his CV in the style of a hardware datasheet. He got hired, and because of his occasionally odd behaviour he provided his manager and colleagues with a detailed "O&M Manual" for himself with a bunch of "runbooks" with things like "If Chris is just staring into the distance looking scared, he is starting to spiral. Reset him by taking him outside and pointing out things on the other side of the river to look at for a few minutes".
And quite honestly I think that's not a bad idea at all.
Stand out badly....
Hey I mean standing out is standing out lol
You have to go on a quest to find it