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Keep this in mind, smokers!
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Probably not a good idea to encourage children to spray adults with water. Lots of people out there are incredibly unbalanced and won't hesitate to hit a kid.
Also, don‘t make your children think it‘s okay to harass and bother other people.
Kids are incredibly resilient to damage. They will cry, but they heal quickly. This at least finds out the violent types and puts them in jail for a while.
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That's kind of the point I'm making. You don't know who might be mentally unbalanced, so it's not a good idea. Did you not read it?
Exactly.
Telling the person who punched me they need mental health doesn't change the fact I got punched and might need medical help.
Um, that their point.
Telling the mentally unbalanced person they need mental health doesn't unpunch the poor kids face.
Not spraying people with water will avoid the chance of that person being mentally unstable and punching you in return.
I read that as "Please keep the tobacco we give away on the beach free."
what is beach tobacco? is it better than the regular kind?
High quality sand in it
Was gonna say that
Got beach tobacco in Mexico once. Def better than the og kind.
Beech-nut dropped their nut. Nah, but that's what I thought of when thinking of "beach tobacco". My papaw used to chew that nasty stuff & always kept the giant Folgers spit can beside the couch.
I thought beach tobacco was some kind of surfer dude slang for weed.
Lmao, as if kids can handle an elbow to the nose
Nobody can handle an elbow to the nose. Even if you come out on top you just look like you’re crying the whole time so you already lost.
Please keep our beaches kids-free. If they squirt me with water I’ll drop kick the little bastards out with the tide.
How we went from smoking on a plane and one hanging out of your doctor’s mouth while delivering your sensitive self to not being able to smoke outside is frickin insane. As an ex smoker I get it l, but outside is overkill. Presuming you don’t leave a butt and exhale at someone, everyone needs to stop being a little whiny b. The world is a giant p that we are too scares to f.
Back when I smoked I had one at the single designated smoking section in the entire universal studios park. Still got dirty looks from mothers with kids nearby. Lady you have 800 acres to walk around in and you chose to have lunch next to this area.
Incredible that you said all that and ended up calling everybody a pussy without even being able to say the word...
As someone who has not touched a cigarette in 30 years, I agree
This sounds like some gated community type overkill.
It's called progress. The list of terrible things we used to do and then realized it was wrong is very, very long and smoking everywhere is just one of them.
I was on a cruise and they allowed smoking on the private beach and it was awful. There was nowhere you could put your towel that wasn’t 10-15 feet from someone smoking. I think a smoking area would have been a good compromise.
Where do you think people should exhale thats not near others?
Fuck that. Leave smokers be. If they are outside then mind your own business
Smokers are gross. Put them on their own island somewhere.
Fuck smokers. Leave my air be. Especially when I go outside, to the nature and still have to inhale your dirty chemicals.
"phew, TOBACCO free." I say while smoking my enormous blunt directly in front of the kids
The hypocrisy is there
But weed is still cool, right?
I thought weed was required.
Not more than once….
Dumb
This is stupid
Beach tobacco has always been free in Oregon.
Another oldie-but-goodie:
"Having a no smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no peeing section in a swimming pool."
Oh no, water?
Ok
Anyone squirts on me it’s game over. Don’t care how old they are
Then I’m going to also assume that your child is a small aquatic creature and promptly throw them into the ocean.
Bong rips only
I think everybody is missing the point of the fact the beach doesn't want tobacco period on the beach. This isn't about some random outdoors. The sign I believe is mostly joking but yall cannot handle being told you can't smoke on a beach that literally prohibits smoking
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He died on cancer? Was he standing or sitting?
I have the same mindset about chicks at the bar.
I read that as some kind of free tobacco beach
Good excuse to hire kids to patrol the beaches with water guns.
And by "kids" I mean short people disguised as kids and by "water guns" I mean super soaker cannons.
When you're doused with a Super Soaker then it hits you, "Why do I smell like the inside of meemaws house?"
If I saw kids holding guns of any description I'd consider them a threat
This one is better to me:
"If your second-hand cigarette smoke inadvertently ends up in someone else's lungs, you risk being arrested for assault"
they would run away from the stinks 🤣🤣
I smoked for almost 15 years, but i always tried not to smoke around children. I always found it strange how some people didn't seem to care, i couldn't smoke around my mother either.