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you swing at Apregnant woman, you don't get karma-you get consequences
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The language may differ, but that haircut is universal
the universal broccoli
Lmao so true
I keep getting downvoted for these kinds of comments but I truly think we have a serious, global issue with the young men currently coming up. The antisocial behavior and a seeming feeling of entitlement to antagonize or attack whomever they want — I don’t know how we get past this.
It feels like a lot of these young men are acting as if the behavior they can exhibit on the internet is also acceptable IRL
Like they got so used to treating people like dog shit online without getting hit with any real consequences that they think that they can act like that all the time.
That kick satisfied the hell out of me.
The most satisfying part of this video is the actual translation of what everyone in it is saying. Obviously the woman starts recording when she sees the kid being aggressive... And obviously the kid says "f you" - but when our hero comes swooping in to save the day he says "you think it's ok to hit a woman? You think it's ok to hit a PREGNANT woman at that?! You son of a bitch are so incredibly lucky that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
No wayyyyyyy how did I fall for this AGAIN
He is just that damn good. He waits JUST long enough for you to get comfortable, and then BAM, he strikes.
I love it!!
I also fell for it again today, lol.
I haven't seen a shittymorph in long enough that I read nineteen ninety eight and I was still ernestly in full belief mode. Nothing like the feeling of being fooled by him yet again.
What is this, what’s everyone talking about?
Look up the username, Reddit legend!
I ended up at another reddit post from 8 years ago. Guy is consistant. Lol
Is it really you?! Always hoped to see you in the wild. Well done, sir! 🫡 Carry on.
Hey babe, wake up. The new shittymorph just dropped.
Me trying to explain to my non Reddit husband how excited I am to be this close to a fresh shittymorph
We've all been blessed today 🙏
I dont even know what the significance of u/shittymorph is but im excited all the same!
Shittymorph is a reddit legend! Basically, they bait you in with a story, a reference or some cute tie-in to the reddit topic being discussed. The comment has tons of upvotes so you assume you're just reading through a top-tier reddit comment. Then from out of nowhere you're taught a history lesson, like back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Speaking of Reddit legends, anyone seen Sprog lately?
I was actually wondering about them the other day.
I just looked him up and there was one from 107 days ago! I’m glad sprog is still sprogging.
Last I saw was on an account I had back in 2020. There's a sub now but I haven't seen any fresh sprog in years
Like being beaten with jumper cables by your dad.
Shittymorph harkens to the early days. A more innocent time of crow knowledge, dads beating us with jumper cables, sproggy poems, shitty water colours, and narwhals and bacon.
There's so little light left on Reddit these days.
I miss shitty watercolour
They made shitty water colors for so long that they eventually became pretty watercolor.
Surely you mean jackdaws, not crows
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
I've been a redditor since ~2012 and I've never heard of shittymorph.....
I guess this is lucky though.
I love that Hell in a Cell match though so I'm with it 🦾
Genuinely, how is that possible?
Beats me. And I love wrestling too 🤷
I don't know what this is, but I feel like i should commemorate being here.
Didn’t know who he was either, but dammit if he didn’t reel me in and make me chuckle hard by the end. Great play!
It’s never as good when you try to explain it. You had to be there … back in nineteen-nah I can’t do it. He’s a god.
Perfectly executed
Quickest I’ve ever caught him!!
Same. By far
Kinda bad day but catching a u/shittymorph in the wild after only 10min put a huge smile on my face right before crashing. Ending on a high note
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Just stopping by to say thank you. Your undertaker comments always take me by surprise even after all those years and make me smile everytime
I’m starstruck 😳🥹✨
I am just now learning about u/shittymorph . I'm an old grandma, which may or may not be a valid excuse. However, along those lines, I am clueless about the undertaker and mankind references. Could you please explain?
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No way
Holy shit...hope you're doing better now
He did again !
Thank you!
This is the first time I've seen it in sub 20 min from dropping
Same
Quick catch him before he gets away!
I’m clearly not in the loop if you care to enlighten me.
Edit: Googles have been googled, funny meme, thank you Reddit.
u/shittymorph is a famous Reddit user who bait and switches comments starting off sounding relevant, and morphing into the undertaker/mankind meme
He started something that’s gonna leave a lasting mark on the world. 🤘🏻
This dude created the hell in the cell meme, if you need more information then google
I feel so blessed to have witnessed this event, and so fresh at 25 mins. I've only heard rumors, tales, and story of legend. Though today, the tales became true.
HE RETURNED!
Holy shit!!! I'm glad you're still around, thanks for brightening up Reddit!
I’m ignorant — what’s the significance of this?
Every now and then you get lost in scrolling, see a wonderfully worded comment explaining something for it to all of a sudden it becomes the undertaker throwing humanity off hell in a cell through a table.
He's been doing this for years, makes me smile whenever I come across one. Really had me in the first half NGL.
Humanity? Did you run Mankind through a translator a few times to land up where you did?
It's 3am and I've had a skinfull, miracle I can read and type at all... Ima still give myself a silver star for effort.
all of a sudden it becomes the undertaker throwing humanity off hell in a cell through a table.
Did they changed Mankind's name to "Humanity" in your country?
Bro! I had cancer surgery this morning and am lying here in really bad pain, weird-ass drains hanging out of my body, feeling like crap, grieving the loss of what they had to take, and you just made it all better!
Thanks for the laugh u/shittymorph! I needed it!!
The king has returned.
I havent seen one of these in the wild in a very long time!
Wait is this guy Reddit Famous? I didn't even know you could be Reddit Famous 😂
There are a couple of old-school reddit famous people that committed to running jokes, and back when reddit had a more "fixed" front-page you'd see them pop up regularly
u/poem_for_your_sprog was great u/fuckswithducks
There was a watercolor guy u/shitty_watercolor and another sketch artist u/awildsketchappeared. They got in an epic back-n-forth one time where they kept replying with pictures back and forth for like 20 pictures.
And a dude who always told jokey horror stories about his dad torturing him with jumper cables - u/rogersimon10
I think those are the main ones. Maybe some other neckbeard can add the ones I'm missing
u/_vargas_ was also a personal favorite of mine... but their posts aren't always for the faint of heart. Here's a quick gem from them:
I myself use an off brand vaginal IED. I got it when I was in Mexico. It's called "NuevaRing." It is basically the same thing as NuvaRing, but at a fraction of the cost. Only real difference I've noticed is that my privates have the vague whiff of cumin, especially after I let a dude cumin me. So far, NuevaRing has been worth both pesos I spent on it. Not really a big deal if I get pergnant, though. My abortionista is top notch. She is an absolute miracle worker. Well, reverse miracle worker.
Don't forget the guy who Rick rolled Rick Astley!
Can’t forget u/unidan, and his animal knowledge, especially on crows vs jackdaws
I was legitimately excited when a comment of mine got shitty_watercolor -ed and I couldn't tell a damn person because who in real life cared 😂 but I still have a screenshot saved because it makes me laugh. These random angels are just one of those silly things that bring strangers together on here.
I think those are the main ones. Maybe some other neckbeard can add the ones I'm missing
There was also that one time when all the novelty accounts convened...
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/
This guy is reddit legend. Up there with broken arms.
Check his comment history. All of them are masterpieces that end with the same line. You read just enough to get invested only to be hit with the familiar non sequitur and only then do you check the username and say "That guy!!". It is like a wild reddit easter egg.
Dude I finally witnessed one in the wild!
It’s been years since I’ve been duped in the wilds of Reddit like this, you beautiful bastard!
So wonderful to see you again shittymorph!
Welcome home, friend.
Goddamn. Haven’t seen you in a minute and you got me cold. It’s a great day.
Should've done way more.
Sameee
Anyone know what they are saying?
Oww owwww
Your translating skills are top.
Et en francais?
Aïe aïeeee
In Québecois it would be. Ailloye Tabarnak!
Le owww lw owww ow owww Arrête, s'il te plaît
Lmao. I cackled
Thank you for your service ❤️
Happened in the lovely streets of Prague in several languages.
Kiddo (in English): Fuck you! Lah lah lah...
Woman (in Slovak): Čo robíš? | What are you doing?
Woman (in Slovak): Prečo? Prečo? | Why? Why?
*Woman gets slapped*
Kiddo (now in Czech, likely drunk or high): Kundo! | C*unt!
Kiddo: Co je... | What...
*Kiddo gets thrown on the ground*
Kiddo: Au! Au!... | Ouch! Ouch!...
Man (in Czech but with a clear eastern European accent): Uklidníš se, uklidníš se? | Will you calm down, will you calm down?
Man: Běž pryč! (then something unintelligable) | Go away!
Man: Pochopils to? | Do you understand?
*Kiddo gets pounded some more, clearly hurting*
*Some male in the background, probably to the woman* (in Czech): V pohodě? | Are you okay?
Man: Pryč! | Away!
Kiddo: No jáu, kurva! | Okay, ouch, f*ck!
*Kiddo gets kicked*
Man: Pryč! | Away!
Kiddo: Jdu! | I am going!
Man: Hned! | Now!
Kiddo: Ty píčo, vole! | F*ckity f*ck f*ck! (more direct translation would be something along b*tch, ass*ole)
Kiddo: Ti říkám to nebolí, vole, nebolí! (not sure it's exactly what he says, his speech is slurred) | I am telling you it doesn't hurt, b*tch!
Man: Zmiz! | Get away!
This text version is just as satisfying as the video. Well done.
What a sexy translation work, thank you
The only word my English-only ears caught from the start was "kurva", naturally. That's the fourth language I've heard it in so far
Well, the woman is saying what are you doing? And the guy something like go away, with the younger one responding/bragging something along the lines of "this did not hurt".
Tbh pretty hard to understand clearly
It will hurt tomorrow.
She said “what are you doing” (Co robisz) in polish
It's actually Slovak, but it means the same.
He got lucky, the man wasn't angered enough.
That man had control. He could have turned this blow-job's world completely dark and chose to instead bestow the gift of grace and God's mercy. Lmao
Sometimes people need an ass beating or 4 in their life to learn
The kid looks young. I’m just gonna hope he looks back on this as an adult and cringes at how horrible he was
Yeah i dont think just a beating will fix that behaviour
Unfortunately his Mom didn't swallow that night. World would be better if she did.
I never tire of seeing this! Saw this months ago and still get happy when he gets his ass kicked by a stranger!
He's holding up his number of remaining brain cells
Did... did he think he'd somehow look cool doing this?
Have you SEEN what some of the little eshay dickheads wear? Their hats basically hovering over the top of their heads? If i was younger and faster I'd love yo mame a game of knocking them off.
When you're a 1/10 in the physical sense but you think you can take on a pregnant woman
The pregnant woman isn't exactly afraid she is advancing on him when the guy intervenes.
Well she has the power of a grown woman and a small baby so she might have the upper hand here. /joking
My wife is pregnant and shes scary. I wouldn't mess with her.
Guy looks like a little bitch.
Pregnant woman probably could of kicked his ass too.
No one wearing those shorts has any call to be mocking anyone else.
Good for that guy. I am not an advocate for violence, but any punk who tries this deserves what he gets.
Even the idea he was threatening a pregnant woman to scare her is disgusting.
It's not even about the justice. He used exactly the amount of force needed for the job, then ordered the POS to go away.
Amen, what this punk was doing was violent. The man stopping him simply delivered justice.
For real, though. Imagine being such a little pissant that millions of people see you get a beatdown and are cool with it.
Even people who are against violence are like "well.... maybe just this guy."
Not all heroes wear capes
Some wear backpacks
You think there was a cape in the backpack?
And some villains have cankles
apregnant 🤌
Pregante?
Pragnet
Pregananananananaaaaahh
pregananant?
Gregnant?
Pregnissimo?
Prego!
Pergnart
How is babby formed?
Preganat
I don't usually condone violence but I feel like a lot of ppl like this kid and these wannabe "prank" social media influencers are the way that they are because they never got mollywhopped like this.
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
Every time he got slapped it reminded me of this scene.
And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?
The smacks just make you say mmm
Dude came in like a spider monkey
Have I seen this video before? Yes
Does it only get more satisfying every time I see it?
Yes
It’s always the douche canoe broccoli heads that pull this type of sheet. Hope broccoli head enjoyed the trip down to ground.
corona isolation ruined their development and they lack any kind of social skills.
I could watch this all day, just glorious.
My guy swooped in like the fuck around and find out falcon.
I was happy with the way this panned out. Thank you, Good Samaritan!!
Oh look who cowered like a baby
The world could use more of this
He’s already missing a few teeth (or in his case, teef) it looks like, you think he would’ve maybe learned his lesson?
then he squeal like a pig
What is the context here? Why is she filming him and why is he being such a fucking shit?
I think it went something like:
He was being a shit, excessively. She started filming, possibly as a form of protection / proof if he fucks with her. That angered him, so he cranked it up five notches and hits her. Then got his ass handed to him by a living legend
Why was he being such a shit initially? Well unfortunately some people in this world are not all there mentally.. life gives you lessons, hopefully he learned from this one and settles the fuck down a bit
Thank you. I love stories with a happy ending.
She's filming him because he's being an aggressive shit. He's being aggressive because he's a shit. It's all right there in the video.
Gotta love watching people actually stand up for strangers. The sound of those punches is so satisfying
I translated what the guy was saying while stomping on him:
"Bam! Bam! Bam! Off to a good start, buddy!
Gotta ask, how do we know he's slapping a pregnant woman? 🤔 Of course, if he did, this is wonderful!!!!
Anyone here speak this language, I would LOVE to know what is being said, I really would! Please help!
😊
It's pretty hard to understand tbh, you can get a better translation from here in written form: https://cnn.iprima.cz/zabery-mladik-v-praze-uderil-zenu-a-nadaval-ji-kolemjdouci-ho-zpacifikoval-incident-zachytilo-video-447051
Something along the lines of why are you doing this?, calm the fuck down and get away.
Dunno where they got the woman was pregnant. Also, this happened nearly a year ago.
Also, it's in Prague, with a Czech guy, Slovak woman and a Ukrainian that jumped in.
I don’t really care if she is pregnant or not. He deserves what he got for assaulting and harassing that woman.
🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
Thanks for that 👍
Ukrainians are based AF.
Its pretty hard to understand, but nothing about the lady being pregnant. Here is a transcript from another reply to a comment above:
Boy: "Fuck you. La la la la, la la la"
Woman: "What are you gonna do?"
Boy: "Do you want incomprehensible, cunt?"
Woman: "Why? Why?"
Boy: "Cunt. C'mon let's go!"
Boy: "Ouch! Ouch!"
Man: "Calmed down?"
Boy: "Yes, yes"
Man: "Calmed down? Go away, bitch"
Man: incomprehensible
Boy: "Yes"
Man: "No bitch, away!"
Boy: "Ouch, fuck! Ouuuuch!"
Man: "Away!"
Boy: "I'm going! Now!"
Man: "No!"
Boy: "You fucking bitch!
Boy: incomprehensible
Boy: "That didn't hurt bro! Did not! Fucker!"
Edit: According to local news, people on social media are speculating about her being pregnant, but since noone complained, police is not involved, so they have no further information.
"That didn't hurt!"
Really? Then you deserve an acting award for that performance while you were on the ground, son.
Thanks! 😊👍
What an absolute wanker. Guy with backpack deserves a fucking medal 🏅
I mean does it really make a difference wether or not she’s pregnant?
You're right of course, no it doesn't. 👍 I was just curious.....
It matters a lot! What if she falls on her stomach? In late pregnancy, it's almost baby.
My point is that it’s a fucked up thing to do regardless of wether or not she was pregnant.
It’s polish, she asked him “what are you doing?” Co robisz - when he approached. That’s all I could make out of. It honestly just seems like he ran up on her for no reason
Thank you to the man who intervened.
I actually farkin love the guy who came running in to protect the woman.
What upsets me the most is he stopped.
Dude didn't even have the instinct to protect himself after the kick. Big, big man.
I wish teenage dickheads in my country didn’t have guns.
Lays there like a turtle and then the guy walks away and he gets up all tough to say some more lol
Ready for round 2, Broken Legs Boogaloo
I'm dying 🤣
Honestly,? Just smash his hand with your feet. The guy wont fight back.
2Broke 2Legs
Losers tend to do that. Only big when you know you’re safe
He wasn't safe. He thought he was but don't tease the lion.
We know this. We watched the video. Then we came to the comments for insight...
Guy kicking him had a turtle shell too
Bro, the ninja turtles are real and they’re using chat gpt and ai to look like people!! : o
Parents should've aborted him.
Grandparents should have aborted the parents.
Eve shouldn’t have eaten that apple