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The Gloral bear: It is the son of a Grizley and a Polar bear
Discussion
So...
If it's brown, lie down.
If it's black, fight back.
If it's white, good night.
What am I supposed to do if I run into this guy?
Lie down and wait for him to tuck me in?
If it’s white and black, China wants it back.
If it's got a sun run
I’ve previously heard these called Pizzly Bears and I think I prefer that.
Thinks it's like tiger-lion hybrids which are ligers or tigrons depending on parentage. These are either pizzlys or grolars.
I like Grizlar bear.
Same 🤣
I thought they were called grolar bears?
Yes, sorry
You had one job.
It looks like a dirty polar bear to me, and not like it had a weird sex kink, but just filthy.
The polar bear is slim, this is "fat"
This photo looks like it’s in a zoo, of course it’s fat.
Feels like you’ll land on your point here eventually.
Doesn’t have the shape of a polar bear, though. If anything, it could be a grizz with a fur variant but that’s very rare.
Look at face shape and shoulder to hip width, it's body is more like a grizzly and it's size and colouration is like that of a polar bear
Gloral sounds... Glorified to me
Thats a pizzly bear
Pizzly bear has the most BDE of any name here.
Would this crossbreed ever naturally happen in nature considering the two different biomes
Yes, it happen in a place in Canada
A magical mystical place
It's called a Grolar bear, and you can't convince me otherwise.
One word: pizzly.
"One word: Pizzly" sounds like the title of Winnie the Poo's rap album
I want to tame it so we can go on a big adventure together
pizzly bear sounds better, but i would prefer snowy
How the hell did that happen? Answer me, Mabel!
It happens in Canada, where, due to global warming, both are changing biome and in rare cases it happens that they mate.
Can humans and gorillas create something similar?
That was my ex.
No
Yes. His name is Brock Lesnar.
Glizzy Bear.
I prefer them being called Pizzly bears.
Polagrizz Bear
How bout PolarGrizzly
How about Po Gee
It should be Grizzlar Bear
Who's the daddy? 😕
If the dad's brown i think that makes it a grolar bear.
Grolar* bear
Looks like a muddy polar bear
Polar in the front, griz in the back
Once you go Grizzly...
You never go diddly
the mother was a bi-polar bear
polly bear.
I just want to know which one is The King?
They didn't go with Polzley?
Who made this happen?
Pozzley? Pizzley?
Apparently grizzly and polar bears are close enough related that Grolar bears aren’t sterile and can procreate.
Why didn't they go with Polley bear?:(
Great North calls them Pizzlies.
It could've been "pizzly" bear. What a missed opportunity.
I prefer Grizzlar, but that could just be me
The spelling is atrocious here
Why not GROLAR bear?
(PIZZLY is out of the question)
Grizzly, not Grizley
Elvis Prizzly was right there.
Kill it with fire before it learns of human flesh. We stand no chance otherwise.
must be having identity crisis
Wrong. They are grolars, or pizzles depending on which species is the father.
It's called a pizzly bear and the one pictured used to live in Osnabrück Zoo in Germany.
It was shot dead in 2017 after escaping it's enclosure: https://www.dw.com/en/escaped-bear-shot-dead-at-german-zoo/a-37905809
Fancy meeting at the floral hole
Gloral*
Well one more fucking thing to be terrified of. Huzzah!!
Pozley bear sounds way better
Does he have the pass?
Aren't they called grolar bears?
David Attenborough taught me about these pizzly bears and they’ll always be that in my pea brain
Looks like the lead singer of a hairs metal band 🤘
I'd sooner mix all bears with black bears and send them off to breed (and hopefully not die)
Wrong.bits a GRIZLAR BEAR!
Clearly this should be called Polzzly bear
Which bear is the mom and which bear is the dad ?
I believe they're either grolars or pizzlies, one of which is enormous but fairly chill and then other of which is two tons of fuck up your day. I can never remember which is which.
(This is a Margaret Atwood reference, for anyone who wants to get pedantic.)
That bear bi-racial not accepted by the Grizzly and teased by the polar… poor bear
Sounds terrifying
My fuzzy fren.
Pizzly was taken?
I prefer “pizzly”.
PIZZLY.
Pizzly or Grolar pick one
u mean a pizzle
Umm shouldnt it be Grolar bear?
Grizlar is better anyway.
This is the way.
More riz, less rol
Reminds me of this....
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=G9aSMh_4CByuDNhp
The Grizlar
No idea how they got that shit gloral
Granola Bear
Teddy Grahams bear
The naming order (in some hybrids) depends on which species was the mother or father
You could have Grolar or pozzly from different pairings. Depending on how far apart the parent species, those 2 hybrid might not be able to breed (beside other hybrid reproduction issues) due to chromosome differences.
So, otherwise it would be a Polly?
Not to mention Grizzly with two z’s.
Edit: now I think of it, the term grizzly is a subset of the term brown bear. How about “Bro-lar”? ;)
Or Grizlar
Pizzlar?
LEARNING TO WALK AGAINNNN
Polly
depends which gender on which species
Grolar Pizley Bear