"Crickey he's angry mate."
Now I'm gonna shove me thumb up his butthole
Ya beat me to it, mate.
That last Danger always gets me 😂
Excuse me, this is a dragon 🐉
I mean, if we're getting technical, it's obviously a Land Wyrm.
Lindwurm?
It looks like a dragon.
As if vipers aren't scary enough already.
In Greece we have the common horn-nosed viper, but it has only one horn on top of its nose, like a rhino
I just looked it up and immediately burst out laughing
Look at the little guy with his angy snoot….grrrrrrr
Edit: i apologise in advance if you or anyone you know has lost or had a friend or lived one injured by one
Imagine if these two hooked up! We'd have a Triceratops style snake
Is that horn for better WiFi connectivity, or just to show she’s hornier than the rest?
Such a beautiful snake. I love its little snakey horns
Aye, on the same vibe!
The way her scales flow over her face!
Right! Such a beautiful work of art.
OP, just a little closer please. Closer.... Closer.....
Mouse nightmare fuel!!! ☠️
nope rope...
If ever there was one, this is it for sure.
Normally I’d think of horns as offensive weapons for animals but this seems more like a defensive weapon so that an animal doesn’t try to bite its head
So cute!
Don't tread on me... or else!
Imagine the snake walking
I'm trying to imagine accidentally stepping on one.
What is the biological necessity of them besides looking metal?
Harder for other snakes to swallow.
Most common hypotheses are for defense, courting a mate, or to break up their head's silhouette to make them harder to spot (since pretty much all horned snakes are ambush predators).
the devil himself has arrived
Babe wake up. New Pokémon just dropped
Imagine walking along barefoot and stepping on that dudes head. The horns get stuck in your foot. You are just trying to extract them from the bottom of your foot, hopping around on one leg. While a pissed off viper dangles from the bottom of your foot trying to bite your hand.
Might be worse than a Lego at 2am...
This mf metal af!
Mini dragon that lost its wings
That’s so cute, do the horns have venom?
Very venomous IIRC
MF looks like he's from Gandalfs' timeline.
Death noodle
That’s scaly eyebleach is what that is.
So literally Satans pet
It seems pretty chill. Was waiting for it to try to bite the camera when it was right in front of it, but it was just like "s'up".
Gonna transform into a dragon in a few years
wild! looks as a scene from a movie.
Low key
Maybe this is why people thought the snake was Lucifer.
Dude your fangs so long the came out of your head.
Those eyes tho..this snake is so dope 🫡
Hehehehe, mlem
Not today Satan
Nope rope.
Never heard of it! Reminds me of Calibos from Clash of the Titans 1981.
Danger Dragon Noodle
It's reminiscent of a basilisk, a legendary serpent-like reptile from folklore. What a cool snake 🐍 😎
Those are poisonous right? 🤔
Oh yeah. Saharan Horned Viper
Its venomous
Oh, looks scary
That mf can jump! It coils itself like a spring and push itself high enough to reach a camel rider!
This is a myth, and not true.
How did you get so close w/o the snake attacking you?
It can’t eat the cameraman, and the cameraman has shown no desire to eat it. Picking a fight is a waste of effort, and more importantly, it’s venom.
Genesis:3.15 And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel."
There goes my sleep
Everything reminds me of her 😭😭
You can kill it if you have a spare basilisk fang.
A horny snake?
Beautiful snake
What’s going on with this video ? I feel like this a desert snake (at least from the name) and this one is just chilling on a bench in the middle of a rainforest or some shit lol.
Those horns make it look like a boss-level enemy
Level 2 snake type enemy
Boop the dragon!
That's a dragon
I'd be interested to hear how the horns benefit the snake. As amusing as it is to picture it locking horns with a rival snake to establish dominance, I'm guessing that is not how their purpose here. Is there thorny vegetation in it's environment that it hides around?
Camouflage: The horns, along with the snake's sandy coloration, help it effectively disappear into its surroundings, making it difficult for both prey and predators to spot. Ambush Hunting: The Saharan horned viper is primarily an ambush predator, relying on camouflage to surprise its prey. The horns are thought to enhance this hunting strategy by further breaking up the snake's outline
Nope
And this mf still not scared
what a chill fellow
I sense it's a she so beautiful
It would have been cool to have shown its tail. It has a tail that resembles a spider that it uses to hunt & attack it's pray. An amazing lil creature, highly venomous
Blelele blelele
Dragarian.
What are they for? Any use for them? Just looking evil cool?
That is just too cool, can’t believe I’ve never seen this one before! Thanks for posting it, r/natureismetal would love this
Imagine it is as big as an anaconda.
So, how'd you get bit in the face?
getting awfully close to the fucker.
He's super handsome though!
Why are you so close to the nope rope? Givin’ me hives just watching!
Sicko mode noodle
Its the Devil
Can def see why dragons were so popular way back when
This must be the snake thats in the bible
Where’s the Florida Yoinks guy?
Nope. This one yoinks back.
I want one 🤩
Do you think snakes in different regions of the world hiss with an accent?
Oh, he looks friendly!
That’s the coolest fucking snake I’ve ever saw
Ah another Loki variant
Oh what the F!? Evolution was all, "hmm how can we make snakes more dangerous and scary?"
I'll take ten, please.
But why?
Gorgeous specimen
🔥🔥🔥
Its definitely curious about you and knows it doesn't stand a chance so it poses for the camera 😈
Snakes are beautiful. Their behavior. Very very patient and watchful.
If I was retired I would so cgi some lighting static discharge between the badass horns
Why would a snake need horns? I mean really
Beautiful creature
I think that snake is feeling a little horny.
I bet he’s popular with the ladies.
Can I hug.
Side winder. Ick
Don’t tread on me
A nope rope with points
Absofuckinglutely not. Why does this even exist?! 😕😫
Bro is feeling a little silly
I'm walking along, lost in the desert, barefoot because my shoes kept me from burning up on reentry into Earth's atmosphere.
Inadvertently, I step on a spike which really hurts. Next thing I know, the spike is moving, and I feel a sharp pain on top of my other foot.
I raise my second foot to look and I see two punctures. I lower my foot to get out of the area and step on two spikes. Dammit.
Next thing I know I feel a sharp pain on my ankle of the first foot. What in the actual.....
I made it through multiple incidents in space 1 million miles away from Earth. Landing with no heat shield and all that stands between me and 4,372* F is a 9x13 Pyrex brownie dish my mom made us for the trip. And now I'm gonna die from an absolutely gorgeous sand monster.
It's the devil's favorite snake
Wow, looks like you meet my MIL!
Also made of keratin?
Cool wingless and legless dragon
That is definitely what was in the garden!
I can hear "Devil went down to Georgia" playing in the background
As if they weren't creepy enough! Now they come with horns?
Install a working wing on the snake and a decorative legs and you got yourself a dragon
Looks like the devil himself.
Most evil snake ever
Australia?
Sahara, Australia?
danger noodle
Dragon noodle
Death noodle
Al dente noodle
Doom noodle
Horny Noodle
Thorny Noodle
Bitey Noodle
RAL?
What is the meaning of this acronym?
Nope rope.
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That thorny devil's spiky, desert-camouflaged look is pure rugged beauty!