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Pretty simple requirements
Discussion
Women standards:
6-6-6
OH NO SATAN
Idk he seems like a pretty chill guy.
i was talking about 666
So was richard
Its actually 6-6-6-6
here I am, 6-0-0-3in tower of power
All I can do is about an hour on that, but I gotta gets a little golden shower first
Nice FZ rep!
Somebody call the pope
6 adm, 6 dip, 6 mil
6 eyes, 6 teeth and 6 testicles
(optional)
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
Did the bird at least consent to it?
r/questionleftasanexercisetothereader
she needs to know how to grill cheese
-what???
Female (required) , alive (required) , human (optional)🤣
The monster fucker way
sir, we have banned bestiality ages ago.
The Tijuana donkey shows would like a word.
He wasn't talking about an animal.
Welsh people have entered the chat
Actually im British
And with the increasing levels of AI that “human (optional), is gonna get more and more optional
Nah all is optional at this point.
Female (Optional)
I am straight, therefore everything I screw is a woman.
What is Baki even about?
Hey sometimes you need to slay a few dragons before you get the princess
I’m 6ft, I have a 6 figure job in CHF, and I drink a lot of 6 packs. Still no woman in view.
Congestive Heart Failure?
Swiss francs, but it also works with Congestive Heart Failure
I only have 2 feet
That one avatar blue alien picture
I have my audio off, is this him saying "1: she's a woman, 2:she's not a boy, and 3: she's a female!"?
That it is.
I'm concerned about the prospect of some people seriously believing this.
After spending 6 years with someone who was barely nice to me, I think the most important thing is finding someone you get along well with.
Female (optional)
Alive
Human (optional
Do not the cat
What if I turned the cat into a human first
No
What if I turned the human into a cat first?
You know women's standards really start with "understands consent", "treats women like human beings" and "won't assult me for saying no"...
"Has a job" and "is capable of the most basic domestic tasks" are nice too.
While we are at it don't forget the 6 figure income, 6 inch dick, 6 feet tall, abs, trust fund, blue eyes, and will let you cheat on him without getting mad. /s
Women have so few standards!
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Why are redditors so stupid that I HAVE to include the /s on every sarcastic or satirical fucking comment I ever make?
Sorry man, you just ventured a bit too close into the realm of plausibility. Take my humble updoot though, now that I know you were being sarcastic.
I know this is probably the wrong place to rant about this, because it is just a joke, but it's still a major incel talking point that all women are shallow and want a 6-ft man with a 6 pack and a 6-figure salary.
If you ever talk to a woman, they'll probably tell you what this person said. If you don't believe me allow me to present some purely anecdotal evidence I've been wanting to share for a while.
My twin sister is a conventionally attractive college student and very outspoken feminist. She's bi and prefers women over men by quite a bit. Her boyfriend, no offense to him, is an overweight blue collar nobody from nowhere with a lazy eye who drives a shitbox and has a job but is far from wealthy
You wanna know how he got into a relationship with my sister?
By being kind to her, listening to her, making her feel safe. And my sister is far from the minority in this situation. Average people want average people (i.e. your parents, probably), and women are average people too.
First of all, women are real?
Also, women are not average, even though they're half the population. Women were designated to be picky with potential mates by nature, and as leverage for a strategic marriage by society. This means women are incapable of having normal standards when it comes to relationships. The male loneliness epidemic means there's a constant stream of men begging for her attention so she can afford to be picky.
Also, kindness and safety are secondary to a female. What she needs is someone to provide for her and protect her, in the modern era, this means a muscular build, tall stature, and a good income. This is because a woman's biological goal is a stable environment for reproduction.
/s obviously. What you just saw was me using facts mostly founded on logic (with minimal evidence, though they may be true on their own) to prove an incorrect point (women can't be normal people).
Most relieving /s of my life 🙏 my autistic ass thought you were a real misogynist for a moment there.
But no, you make an excellent point. It's tragic how easy it is for young men to get sucked down the pipeline and genuine believe things as batshit as you just described.
I was fortunate enough to be taught about rhetoric and intellectual integrity (or lack thereof) at a pretty young age, but it almost happened to me too.
Social media algorithms seem to have found out that impressionable little Timmy watching Minecraft videos on mom's iPad is actually very susceptible to this mindset.
I got shown my first "Feminists Get Owned With FACTS AND LOGIC" video by the YouTube algorithm when I was 12. As an adult I can't help but fear what impressionable kids are seeing now and how it's affecting them, especially kids who might take that kind of thing at face value
Yeah, I always hesitate with those "getting owned" things. Half the time it's a strawman, a wild assumption, failure to use context, or failure to open up to new ideas being labelled as "being based" Fully deconstructing an argument is hard
I also always hesitate when someone insists they're right because they're using facts and logic. Half the time, they're missing an extra layer (such as the "being gay isn't natural because you need to reproduce" argument, when homosexuality has benefits for survival and reproduction, just in a more complex way) or they're making some wild reaches to prove a bad point. (Such as using the fact that different races have general physical/genetic differences to argue they should be treated systematically differently)
Sadly, these types of arguments are much easier to fall victim to, and much harder to deconstruct. Don't blame being unable to detect my sarcasm on autism because if I was anybody else, it might have been serious
You realise this is like 98% men. Most of us aren't animals.
bull shit.
I wish that were true
woman: well we don't actually like x
men: bullshit yes you do
LMAO typical
Alright, explain tinder then.
Either the vast majority of men are predators or there exist some standards beyond these
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Also, dating apps are a scam. They are profit oriented, as all companies are, and the way they make orofit is by keeping you looking for people to match with. If you actually find what you're looking for, you will stop giving them money.
LMAO god i wish that actually was the case.
This is so fucking funny haha
him being like “oh gee whiz! I wish that actually was the case and women just wanted someone kind they can trust!” while standing by a comment about backhanding a woman.
And it’s wild because you know he’s ACTUALLY so emotionally immature that he really believes that line was a “joke” and that women “just don’t it.”
Literal man child. “Why won’t women just get over the fact that men being abusive is funny and date me already?!”
You realize I wasn't always like I am right? I was a good person lol. I was that perfect feminist girl loving sweet tender guy.
Then I got heartbroken, for really no reason at all, treated her very good. Then I discovered reality.
Women do date those bad guys, all the time actually. It's mainly only cause they're tall and attractive, girls don't like me cause I'm not. So why be good? Why pretend to be good? That just benefits others but doesn't benefit me. Release the beast.
Damn straight lmao.
Then why do you "wish that actually was the case", it's not like you can get any dates with it. You clearly fall below these standards
Mfer you act like every woman on earth can mind read and has instant access of my reddit account.
This is the only place i let the real me come out, i hide very well in IRL. Also you dont know what jokes are.
That's hilarious. You feel absolutely no remorse. Even call this the real you. And you still presumably spend like most of your days being angry at women judging by your comment history.
I'm really glad women are better at weeding out people like you than you give them credit for.
Lmao no i don't. Im proud of everything i say. Also that was a joke, a really funny one imo i forgot i said that lol. Dont worry im mad at everyone not just women.
Yeah im such a monster making jokes online and being a little meanie head! Im just as bad as those men IN RELATIONSHIPS that actually abuse their partners THAT CHOSE THEM right? Lol
Men: "I'll date any woman, but [literally the most insane rating system you've ever heard] and [literally the most sexist disrespectful expectations imaginable]".
Women: "He has to be tall, handsome and rich." [ends up dating Greg who works in Co-op and is ugly as sin, but is a nice fella]
Most single men who can't find a date say that they want something simple. However, there's usually a lot of fine print underneath that. They refuse to date a woman who is in their league, and that's why they're single.
I tried to be the wingman for one friend who was smitten with one of my guy friends. Nada.
Bro. She has begged to hang out with us, loves all the awesome things about you.. she's just a spectacular person, my wife wants to get an adult adoption with her lol
Ehhh, you can't always play match-maker. I just pity him for breaking her heart. They went on a few dates, he told me how much he likes her "buuuuut.." BUT WHAT?!
Yeah. I'd like to point out that this isn't strictly a woman or a man issue. I get so irritated by it because men all say it's "women fault" and women all say it's "mens fault" yet they all do the exact same shit that they criticize each other for doing. Lol I think people need to start improving themselves before they start demanding that other people do it. Haha
I agree, the fine print bs is stupid. Meanwhile, I just want a girl who's down to build a Lego set with me...
Hopefully, you find her, my dude. The dating pool is a mess for everyone right now.
I'm single, and I have never rejected anyone in my life.
This is true for a lot of guys as well.
Well, do you go outside any or talk to real people? Do you have any hobbies that require being social?
there isn't anyone in the league of sub1 for me
Being that unattractive is actually pretty rare. I bet you look better than you think you do, or you have problems that could easily be solved by learning how to style yourself, losing weight, or being more outgoing. Easier said than done. Trust me, I know.
i doubt i can even lose weight with this body at this point
You absolutely can lose weight. Just need a growth mindset. All it takes is calories in and calories out. If you have binge eating disorder, therapy can help too.
I wasted 2 months doing 1.5 hour fast paced exercises at morning with empty stomach, and lost no weight so
Well, that would go against the laws of thermodynamics. Chances are, you were eating more than you thought. Greg Doucette, Kiana Docherty, and Will Tennyson make pretty good fitness videos.
im genetically fucked
Well, I guess it's time you check yourself into a research facility, then.
In all seriousness. There's one of two things that could be going on here. You either actually did lose weight but didn't see it because you have body dysmorphic disorder or you ate more than you thought you did. Starving yourself and over exercising isn't a healthy weight loss plan, anyway. So, being disordered sounds more plausible.
Edit: spelling and grammar
my diet was 1 bowl of cereal for breakfast and a shawarma with low ingredients for dinner
They refuse to date a woman who is in their league, and that's why they're single.
What the fuck ? this is so fucking wrong lol. 80% of men are attracted to 80% of women, you say whatever
You guys are mad because I made a true statement on a "woman bad" post. If you're gonna talk shit about women, dont be surprised when we give it right back. Lol
Even then that’s a little much for me
Second requirement is getting harder to fulfill these days.
Hey, I'm Bi. My requirement is basically just "Has a pulse"
Me too!
Requirements: - Alive (optional)
I have enough of a social circle to make a minor correction: Female expectations: Be a man (optional), be dumb (its cute), slay (hard)
and somehow, being a "girl" is actually optional
And that she's not fat.
Damn i fail all 3
My girl is constantly telling herself(and me) trust she doesn’t think she’s pretty and doesn’t know why I stay with her and I’m over her like “you’re a beautiful woman who is actually nice to me. I have no other standards honey” lol
Any woman wanting the 666 is evil.
This needs more upvotes
Wrong, it don't matter who it be, man or woman, helicopter to plastic bag, as long as they're above 18, they about meat between
An old Finnish comedy show had a skit named something aking to "the countryside bachelor" mocking dating shows. One of the dudes had a pretty well defined list of requirements:
Has own teeth
Makes a warm shit
6,6,6, women be lookin’ for the mark of the beast
I'll be honest: if she's pretty enough she can be a boy.
Indeed.
They all say that in front of the boys but when a girl that rates 4 to 1 in their "standards" comes, it's all throwing excuses like a youtuber apology video on why they are not meant to be together.
Let's get it together, guys.
No This is not real it's just a meme, actually femcell is a thing they just don't realize most of them choose to be alone not like incels which can't just do otherwise. Ps: both are suffering and my point of view is probably biased by reddit don't take it seriously
I don't remember him sounding like discount cartman, weird
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And she needs 10 million power in rise of kingdoms
You’d be surprised how flexible those 3 rules tend to be over here on the internet
Daring today, are we?
My standards are
Female (optional)
Nah I'd be fine with a femboy at this point
What Sheen says it all makes sense
Optional
Hits different in 2025 lmao
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Okay I know it’s a meme but it always makes me feel a little sad to see men thinking like this lol. As in, thinking women have such high standards.
I’m a lesbian so take this with a heaping pile of salt but I think most of us just want someone who will respect us and love us and make us feel like we’re important to them. And also preferably someone who isn’t a dickhead.
Especially when it comes to appearances, I feel like men are kinda mistaken on what a lot of women actually find attractive. I can’t think of any women I’ve met who have these standards and who are also decent people. And the only non-cartoon character I’d give my lesbian card up for is George Costanza, so like. I promise you guys will find someone eventually as long as you’re patient and don’t act sucky
Perhaps you've just had great friends!
Many of the people I've known were like this. You did hit on a good point which is that any decent person shouldn't have standards like this. Unfortunately I think even decent people are still shaped by the culture that surrounds them, and this is just one of those things that is an expectation.
I hope one day to find a weird, kind lady that doesn't conform to the popular social norms that make people this superficial (that is loyal). So far, hasn't happened, but the idea is nice
Even saying that will get you cancelled
In 2025. You have to be very specific about these things.
gotta have that 6ft pole as well
lmao
and all of those points are optional!
Lol both women and men have their own requirements, men mostly want a virgin woman who knows how to cook, who can bear their children and give them a huge dowry .
Super original. Wow. This meme has never been made before. Really funny and accurate.
1) is a girl (optional)
I don't want anything in my future life partner except that she's a woman and they are good at heart (I don't care about their looks or appearance; they just have to be good and a decent person). That's it
as long as i get either Luca Marinelli or Hunter Schafer as a partner i'd be happy
When I had all 3 of those things I had pretty high standards in women. Beautiful, intelligent, empathetic, fit, funny... it was actually pretty hard to find women I wanted to be with and most often it was the looks I was willing to pass on over the other qualities.
Men are simple.
- Be kind
- Be a good mother
- Be a good wife
- Be helpful.
- Don't be obese.
Men standards: Be alive, be woman (Optional)
She needs to know how to caress ball sack
That’s asking for way too much in this day and age
im going to be real with you bud, they dont even have to be that anymore
Men looking for a girlfriend
Requirements
1: She must be a woman and breathe (optional)
Embarrassing
Make sure it says Cis women on her bio
Lefties: "you sexist, transphobic piece of shit! how dare you have standards!"
So class, today we’ve learned that people can have preferences when it comes to those they’re romantically involved with and still be accepting of other individuals regardless of their own expression or preferences
Damn, did we hate too much on left-handed people or something?
What?
They're inventing people to argue with
Google strawman
I don’t think you know the meaning of transphobia or sexism. Everyone has standards buddy, personally one of mine is having someone that doesn’t make everything political, so I guess sorry to disappoint you.
...what?
yeah right, women only like arachnid men
You mean insect men?
6-feet and 2 arms.. if they're insect, they would have no arms if they have 6 feet
Oh yes of course, my mistake
You forgot the fact that's all optional
Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
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Low-key my experience has been men having the most insane standards. But as long as they aren’t disrespectful about it, anyone can have their preference and it’s whatever.
You forgot the crucial part : (Optional)
incorrect. god awful take. I have a friend who would absolutely fuck with anybody thats dickless. we make fun of and other him. why? because its funny. its funny because its abnormal. memes are sposed to be relatable. no fatties, uggos, or fuckos.
Maybe I’m just not incel pilled enough for this but what the hell is a fucko?
Anyways your friend seems to have better taste than you do bc fat bottom girls make the rockin’ world go round
Ah yes, the famously low beauty and societal standards women are held to
Why is there incel bullshit on my feed
You're forgetting the most important part mate... Real and alive (optional).
Call me whatever you want but I refuse to date dead people. Then again I don't date alive people either
Wow, way to just exclude the majority of humans who have ever lived on the planet so far. Have an open mind maybe?
Many of those people literally have opened mind
Damn imagine being a proud necrophobe 💀
Fr, he's not like us🔥🔥🙏🙏
are you racist? you just excluded 118billion people out of criteria
Yeah, same on the first part. I’m not fucking a ghost again.
Again?
Imagine being existist in 2025
Try undead?
Do zombies count? They are neither dead or alive
Please note, general public.
u/theapricotgod doesn't speak for everyone.