mildlyinfuriating
Didn’t notice this surprise on the Lime scooter handlebar until it was too late…
Discussion
When they said to use protection, I think they might've meant a helmet.
That'll protect your helmet
What if you have an anteater, not a helmet?
Give this man his Grammy
That’s if you actually put it on your helmet 🤨
Now it's a Slime Scooter.
Somebody award this
the best protection is freakwent prayer to God 😇
They don’t condome this behaviour
Well, someone was trying to stay safe
They also protected their partner.
On the other scooter, over there on the left.
Where the rubber meets the road.
You spelled sidewalk wrong...
This guy. Am I right?
Maybe they were germ phobic and ran out of gloves. Rubber was all they had.
Hopefully
Do you think a germaphobe is really carting around rubbers just in case?
Yes... I think their intended purpose is to prevent germs.
I do this sometimes. I don’t know where those things have been and I don’t want anal warts from sticking it in my bung.
Wait so has someone…
Haha EW I didn’t think about that!
I’ll give you 3k
For WHAT?
Hahahaha i’m just kidding
NO TAKEBACKS
I want this scooters bathwater. I'll pay very handsomely
Nah, idc about the scooter just that
Sure looks like spooge in the tip
I was thinking smn else aha nvm
I dared not try to find out
Humans are seriously fucked 😂🤦🏼♂️
Fuck those Lime Scooters.
/s
Way ahead of you pal.
Ribbed, for your pleasure.
First glance, thought this was a condom on a suppressor, then I was like, why to you have a gun on a play ground, then I read the title and it was only better in the since that it was a scooter. What a rollercoaster!
What else is there to do with them when you can’t get laid?
Super gross, but fuck this made me laugh! Sorry you had to touch it OP. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you ;)
I guess...they really wrapped it before riding it.
But in all seriousness, you should get yourself checked-out so you didn't catch anything
Bike riding protection 😆
Lol
Well at least it's well lubricated
Looks like you’ve got yourself into a sticky situation…
Welp now you've gotta throw your whole hand away
Went from scooter to skeeter real quick
Reminds me of a video I saw on a podcast where a homeless man was using the handlebar of a bicycle…
that's why i never use rental scooters (+bcs I'm a cheap ass)
“Scooter! Are you ready!!!”
What a “stroke of luck”.
STDon’t think I’d ever get near that thing!!
That’s assault
City girls make do?
Is it… is it used….
Vroom-vroom
No glove, no love.
Not a bad idea, a friend of mine got Sepsis from a stirring wheel of a van he hired, lost two of his fingers. So next time you hire a bike, human of mechanical, buy some of those.
Smell it
How can you not notice that dumbass
Best way to prevent STDs!
...Scooter Transmitted Diseases
But you didn't realize you stepped in poo as well before that.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
handle bar grips need protection too
This should happen more, there are far too many feckless lime scooters just milling around clogging up pavements.
Where has that been?
Lucky scooter
Bro, free condom. Just remember to pay it forward.
The good news is it looks clean. Likely did it to protect their hands from the nasty handlebars
Oooo tell me that wasn’t fully loaded👀
At least it wasn't used, right?.... right????
Man, there could have been better ways to do this. If this germaphobe can buy condoms, this guy can buy gloves.
Wow, that's weird
this is the typa shit that makes me carry hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE
aw what the fuck. and at a playground too? man
Drive safely
It could have been a very clean lady, or a very nasty homeless guy 🤣 go wash your hands
Someone took the phrase "fuck these scooters" too literally
Wtf is wrong with people?
Looks like there is one on the other scooters grip also.
Scooter? But I hardly know her!
Turn it inside out and you can use it again.
Dude should buy gloves
I wouldn't expect a freebie from these fuckers either.
Well, there was two times in my life, the time when I was still wondering what could have been the situation where this was possibly used for its purpose, and the time after I found out.
Very handy of you
At least it’s not brown/ smells like old fish(hopefully)
I found one once tied to a handrail. It still had the “specimen” inside of it 🤢. Luckily I didn’t touch it.
I knew I forgot that thing somewhere, my bad. Jk
To be fair, less bacteria and germs for you...
At that point you just got to say fuck it.
Was this in the Villages, FL? Be lucky that's all you found...
Gotta give it a lil HAWK TWUAH for extra grip.
Sniff it
My best friend in 5th grade used to fill condoms with milk, tie it up, apply honey to the outside and then place them in random people’s mailboxes on our walk to school.
ya who would notice something like that on the only possible thing to hold on to on a scooter....fake AF
Have you ridden one of these things? You scan the QR code and activate it on your phone. I didn’t even look at the handlebars.
Im more curious how you began to own a lime scooter that came with this unique feature
Unless it was.. planted by op? :o
My city has hundreds of Lime scooters everywhere for people to use. This one was found a ways out in the middle of a park.
Thats wild, after commenting that i was thinking public service scooters
Thats the wrong kind of public service lmao
Here in Europe. There are literally hundreds or in larger cities thousands of public scooters for hire.
That’s a condom.
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and why would you use a child for this
Really nsfw?????? We got thought what a rubber is in school when we were 10 and reddit is for people over 14.....
It's for the element of surprise
Here's what happened. The last person to rent this scooter is a germaphobe who rents scooters all the time. He carries condoms around with him because they're individually sealed so he knows they're sterile when they come out of the package, and they're a perfect fit for the handlebar. Any time he rents a scooter he just slides a new condom on the handlebar so he doesn't have to worry about touching the surface that the last rando who rented that scooter had touched. And you don't have to worry about catching anything off that condom because the dude's a germaphobe, so obviously he sanitizes his hands all the time, so there won't be anything icky from him touching the condom.
How do I know this is what actually happened? It has to be, because any alternative explanations would kinda require you to cut off your hand.
It did seem fresh and unused, although hot and sticky in this 95°F heat..
My guess is some prankster teenagers trying to be funny. At least they are using protection!
If so, won’t Dad be disappointed when he is feeling frisky and opens that bottom drawer. Source: disappointed a dad or two over the years…
Nah, he thought you were getting laid. He was secretly proud. Had he known the truth...
Plot twist someone used the handler bar for weird activities
What did it taste like?
As a teenager , I used my condoms as pranks more than i actually “used” them.
If it had been used, it probably would've been inside out and then very difficult to slide onto a handlebar
Adrian Monk?
He solved the case easily because it was him that used the scooter last.
And when he's done with the scooter, he just leaves it for the next person with the condom on. That way he doesn't get germs on his hands from taking the condom off, the next person does.
I bet someone stuck that handle up their butt
Majority of condoms sold aren't medically sterile, so the dude is fucked 🫠
Or hear me out, any young male in the world with a spare condom would do this cos to some it would be considered, kinda funny
has this public masturbating germaphobe ever heard of oh.... i dunno.... LATEX GLOVES!!??
Or you know buy gloves lol
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His condom fit him like a glove!
Don’t lie. You do this.