mildlyinfuriating

Another one

Another one

This is a relatively small parking lot, right by the business' entrance

https://i.redd.it/ewbj4q8sbubf1.jpeg
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Fair_Theme_9388

Altima activities. Surprised the bumper isn't attached with duct tape

14 hours ago
notforrobots

Came here for this

12 hours ago
Rod-4713

Plates should read DORK instead of DORV

8 hours ago
Erikatessen87

I love leaving an "It's just a Nissan, get over yourself" note on these when I find them in the wild.

14 hours ago
NyamThat OP

I wanted to leave a note so bad but I didn't have a pen on me :(

14 hours ago
Grawlix84

They’re not even backed in all the way haha

14 hours ago
NyamThat OP

Exactly & if you know how long altimas are, you know they were sticking out well into the laneway

14 hours ago
a-person-not-a-name

They’re so centered on the line that it must be on purpose…

14 hours ago
notdbcooper71

I thought there might have been two motorcycles parked there and he tried to park in-between them 😂

14 hours ago
wildque

I seriously hate people like that

14 hours ago
Loomied00

people who do things like that thrive on your hate

13 hours ago
Accomplished_Star_67

Pee on his tire

14 hours ago
Nautster

Gum behind the door handle is my go to vigilante justice for these folks. Especially on a hot summer day.

12 hours ago
Accomplished_Star_67

Or in the gas tank

14 hours ago
Murky_Tennis954

Or both

13 hours ago
DIJames6

Dog shit would be better..

8 hours ago
Murky_Tennis954

I concur

7 hours ago
CapableGrapefruit991

See I would’ve parked so close to them they’d have to climb through the sunroof to get in.

12 hours ago
Active_Pressure

Of course it’s a Nissan.

14 hours ago
NyamThat OP

Had to be. Gotta keep those stereotypes alive

14 hours ago
Charb9

Ottawa rep !

I guess

13 hours ago
NyamThat OP

Hahaha 613!! I knew someone would know where this is

13 hours ago
Charb9

Hello from the 819 !

12 hours ago
Itsmikeinnit

13 hours ago
sausageandeggbiscuit

turn the side mirrors in and pull the wipers up

13 hours ago
Aetheldrake

This is a good reason to carry zipties in your car. Tie a shopping cart to both sides so they take up the whole space

13 hours ago
Square-Champion-2776

Cars should park either side of them in the same manner, normal parking space apart.

13 hours ago
fortuneman7585

WDYM, the line goes neatly through the center of his car! Is that not how you are supposed to park?

13 hours ago
Only-Sherbert-4743

In my hood, that car has a rather long and deep scratch for behaving like that.

13 hours ago
NyamThat OP

I wanna live where you live

9 hours ago
No_Juggernau7

Beyond obnoxious. 

13 hours ago
Ro-Tang_Clan

I'd be tempted to park right in front of him and leave my car there blocking him in.

13 hours ago
Ok-Stick2059

Get a friend and park Infront and behind him then go do something (movie getting groceries even better go to a bar so U can't legally move Ur car)

13 hours ago
mcmahonism

He’s… social distancing.

12 hours ago
NotTurtleEnough

I drive a 15 year old Prius, so I’m small enough to park in the space that’s left next to the driver door.

13 hours ago
RadioactiveVCR7843

He’s the one who’s gonna bite the dust

13 hours ago
Foreign-Milk-1562

https://preview.redd.it/3vptlajnjubf1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f87ec056e0d2b5b55750d715a367bceb3ca1515

Is this the business?

13 hours ago
Personal_Anxiety2232

Fence rider.

13 hours ago
No-Matter9647

People need to just let the shit out of these cars

13 hours ago
FlyingTiger7four

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12 hours ago
NYC2BUR

12 hours ago
AverageMathsGuy

https://preview.redd.it/4g4cd54s1vbf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a3d59f102198632d421f687fd1098e843d56ad8

yeah...

11 hours ago
NyamThat OP

lol yeah that's why I said another one. I took this yesterday but only decided to post it when I saw that one

11 hours ago
Fintara

Parking as incredibly bad as this deserves a ticket of some sort....

10 hours ago
Mundane-Moose-2913

That’s a Nissan! WTF is a Nissan doing straddling two parking spaces?! 🥴

9 hours ago
StarGek_Interceptor

In GTA V, I stole these cars from people who parked their cars like that, and I sold them to the LS customs shop.

9 hours ago
Mystery_repeats_11

If you had an old beat up car that could fit in the remaining space, which side would you choose?

6 hours ago
Mission_Eggplant_661

Time to make a tow truck company very happy

3 hours ago
RandomPieceOfToastv2

I thought his plate said, "Dork." I was gonna say, yup. That checks out.

1 hour ago
clementtoh2

Looks clickbait ngl, not centered, not fully in and parked quite straight also.

13 hours ago
NyamThat OP

What are you implying, that this is my car? Why would I post my license plate online for less than 100 Reddit karma points lol what could I possibly have to gain from that

13 hours ago
clementtoh2

You could have just ignore this but you replied with 3 sentences... i was just assuming but wtf is this???

12 hours ago
NyamThat OP

Are you ok

12 hours ago