mildlyinteresting
My husband bought these perfectly straight bananas earlier today
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Those are usually slightly cheaper than the bent ones. I work at a Banana bending factory and that’s the way they come in. Nice and straight like that. We add a bend to them so they sell better.
thank you for your service
I am Bender, please insert banana.
Professional banana bender.
Instructions unclear, banana.exe has stopped working
have you tried holding down and Ctrl + Peel + de'Eat?
Witchcraft
If, after 4 hours, you bananas still look like this, call a doctor.
The Banana Council is going to hear about this by giggledy! Heads will roll!
We used to have a saying when I was younger used as a fancy „go away” in Polish that says something along the lines of „get lost to a tree and straighten some bananas”.
I’m glad that at least some of those people we told off in our youth found successful employment.
perfect for measuring scale.
Right...husband bought them
This is both satisfying and unnerving at the same time.
Bnnaaa
Your “husband”? Sure…..
I don’t get it
Exactly. That’s why you need the bananas
Dumb
That's why it's funny
First time on reddit?
Yup, just joined today
I didn't realize today was May 21, 2020. That's crazy
What a time to join reddit. Those halcyon days during global lockdowns.
That explains why you thought straight bananas were mildly interesting.
They look like erect penises.
poor straight bananas, never get invited to Pride Events.
The nice thing about Pride is that you don’t need an invitation.
The nice thing about Pride is that you don’t need an invitation.
Top bananas, yes.
Straights? need invites.
Naw. I think you’ve been doing pride wrong
I think
nope.
Those are calibrated bananas, they cost twice as much but the receipt is NIST traceable.
Going to need to see your husband's dick for scale
they make me feel like these are weapons..
ｂａａｎａａ
Bro just signed his own divorce papers.
They should be stored in a “closet”.
A man with a plan
They look scared
Redditors when banana: PENIS! GAY! BUTT STUFF! I COMMAND YOU TO LAUGH!
Seriously, you guys need help.
Anyway, cool bananas! I’ve seen one like that before!
Dude no joke!
They say they are straight but their shafts are touching each other
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Someone dropped their bluechew
These must be the EU compliant bananas the Daily Mail told me about
cant wait for the day when a man can get enhancements like women do for:
booty
boobs
lips
cheeks
pff we can get those too we're just cowards
The after on those Peyronie's commercials.
sorry but comments here need at least one representation of FUCK CHIQUITA AND FUCKING STOP BUYING CHIQUITA
Bro forgot to get the boneless ones
Thats a common misconception, there isn’t any “bone” in bananas. A flaccid banana is curved, but during an erection they straighten out. Its just happy to see you :)