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I found a lemon on my tree shaped like a Jalapeño
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If there are other unusually shaped fruit on the same tree, it might be good to test/check for Citrust Bud Mite which is known to cause them. The fruit is fine to consume, just oddly shaped.
Could it also be a hand of buddah lemon?
Asking for a tree of mine that has been like that for decades and it's the only one in the orchard
Unacceptabllllllllllleee CONDITIONSSSS
TIL
The plant may be infected with bud mites. The mites are spreading disease that cause mishapen fruits.
thanks bud
spicy lemon
Lemapeño
Jalempeño.
Jalemeño
Jalímon
I just spent the last 2 minutes trying to come up with something like this. I gave up and came to the comments. Thank you.
Time to make lemoñade
Mouth
How do you have a tree shaped like a jalapeno
Oof that title😅
I don't want to sound like a weirdo but that long lemon would fit pretty well if you jammed it in a snowman's face. It would be like a nose.
Lemon pepper
Watch out for those lemon stealing whores...
Looks like they may have already gotten to his tree.
Those lemon stealing whorelepenos
This guy knows his whore-ticulture
Italians use a cornicello to ward off the evil eye !Find a way to preserve it with epoxy or something and hang it off your rear view mirror.
To add, it has to be 100% dessicated before using epoxy, otherwise it's just going to rot.
Getting flashbacks to Evan and Katelyn's epoxy pumpkin 😭😂
Fuck dude I NEED that for hot sauce. Lemon pepper hot sauce would slap.
When life gives you lemons, did it really?
Jalamenó
this is cool !
Maybe this lemon is safe from the whores 😂
Make Heat n Sour sauce
Jalemonpenio
Jalemoño
Existsnal chrisis
That's so cool
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Lemopeño
Jalaplemon
Jamon
So this is how they make lemon pepper chicken...
If you could do this with limes i know a target demographic that would go crazy for it.
A lemonpeño!
Jalemoño
jalapemon
Jalemoño
I'd eat it, and sail the high seas when it gives me superpowers. Because it MUST BE REAL .
El citropeno
Dress for the job you want?
It is a lemon with an identity crisis
Lempeño
Jalepem̃on
Just waiting for the inevitable lemon shaped jalapeño now.
Banana for scale?
Papa lemon might want to get a dna test
Mmmm. Spicy lemon.
Might be a jalemonapeño.
nimbu mirchi
Also looks like an arm flexing
“FIFTEEN PIECE BONELESS HALF HOT HONEY HALF DRY LEMON PEPPER”
Lemonpeno
💪🏻
This made my brain giggle.
Lemon goals
whats that term when something tries to be like something else?
Forbidden Fruit
I’m the lemon who aspired to grow up and be a jalapeño
What a fucking poser
Are mites, on any level, related to crabs? Yes, the proverbial all things evolve into/from crabs. Do all infected citrus fruits revert back to 🌶️ pepper shapes?
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there was some weird hanky panky happening there...
it identifies as a Jalapeño
jkjkkjkjkkjkjkjkj
lemmon pepper flavor is real
Guatemalan insanity lemon
someone was a naughty boy !
New camouflage tech to try and confuse the lemon stealing whores
So what are do we to do when life gives us Spicy Lemons?
Something something lemon stealing whores
I think you just found a Devil Fruit my friend 👀
Every Villian Is Lemon
The fox has been in the henhouse.
It's a lemon that identifies as Jalapeno. 😜
A Lemonpeño
✨ be whatever you want to be ✨
Pasilla lemons 🍋 lol
Danger lemon!
Lemonpeño
lemopeño perhaps 🤓☝🏾
That's a Jalapemon
Jalemonno
💪
ThatisNITAJALAPEÑOSTALLTHATSAPIMIENTO
omg NO ONE tell Lego Master Builder Alec about this… 🫣
Love spicy lemonade
Lemonpeño
The Sour Pepper!
This pleases me 💛
Where do you think Lemon Pepper comes from?
Running lemon software on jalapeño hardware
That’s more of a red chili shaped. Jalapeño has a blunt tip versus that pointed tip. You’re welcome, in advance. Heh
Cuando la vida te da limones, haz enchilada
It's a Jalalemon
When life gives you lemons, let them cross breed with peppers to make life say what the fuck
It needs a citrussy
That's not how jalapenos are shaped
You have ruined the future
You have the secret ingredient for lemon pepper wings.
I might just get some today fuck it