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In Superman (2025) it was revealed that THIS MOVIE IS PEAK, HAD ME IN TEATS FROM ITS SHEER GREATNESS OH MY GOD I NEED MORE JUST LIQUIFY IT AND PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS!!!
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Had you in teats? Oh dear 😅 Are you ok?
Better than ok
Delighted to hear it!
You’re super
Say that again
I wanna be in some teats
Easy. We just liquify your body, pump your remains into silicone bags and implant them.
Who dat?
I’m keeping abreast of this
Yes, had OP in teats, as in, the emotional joy of being smushed by a nice pair of teats.
A banned one apparently lol
Yeah it’s banned
Didn’t even realize it ever was a real sub, didn’t bother to check.
Oh, that had a lot of potential amirite fellas
Wait how did you see this movie? It's coming out in July 11 not 9 (or 10 or whatever the timer in your country currently is)
Amazon and fandango teamed up to allow for an early July 8 screening for prime members.
So this is an ad
No, it's a person saying they liked a movie.
Read the comment I replied to.
I did. They just explained how they saw the movie early. In no way is it an ad.
Are you slow? How would that even be an ad? The early screening is irrelevant now since the movie comes out tomorrow. If he made this post a few days ago saying that Prime was doing that, then sure I’d see how it was an ad. This is just a shitpost offering the excuse to say he liked the movie
-movie gets an advanced screening
-people see the advanced screening
-people online react to the advanced screening they saw
-this is an ad.
Yeah checks out.
Yes, it’s an ad for a thing that already came and went.
Please go back in time and purchase your tickets for the screening that already happened.
Dude.
Not just an ad, it's sucking off two companies and a movie all at once. Impressive.
Yep, they've totally sold me on subscribing to Prime so I can go and watch the Superman movie early premier, lemme check the calander...Two days ago.
Yeah, it was an ad, and you got had. Common tactic. Have someone ask how they watched it then the real ad is in th comments.
Bro I don’t even have a prime account I stole my buddies username and password and bought the tickets that way
How did I “get had” exactly?
I’m not signing up for Amazon prime or anything, and I’m literally the one the pointed out it’s an ad.
I mean, "you" as in everyone who paid any attention to the thread. Implicit marketing. This sub, especially, is full of it.
Does it get exhausting for y'all to always have to be the smartest people who got one over. "oh-hoh! I get to prove my intelligence by spouting abject bullshit!" 🤓☝️
lol, way to make an baseless assumption. But you're right. There's never been any marketing on the internet because you're too smart for it.
Not what was said. Try reading.
yeah, I read it.
Came out today (9 July) here in France. Lots of people saw it at midnight last night.
Been out since yesterday here in Australia
How big were the teats and do they come with all screenings?
First episode of Marvelous Mrs Maizel will show you sights beyond mere 'teats'
In teats you say?
8/10
Growing up is reading all star Superman and realizing pessimism does not equal realism, and that hope is a fundamental human trait
It was so good!!
To teats you say.
So I’m guessing it’s an aight film. Fun but nothing spectacular
from what ive heard its not oscar winning, but yeah, a fun movie. Feels like a comic book movie, which it should.
That’s nice. I’m just hoping it’s fun. Which is all I ask for with a Superman film.
This is definitely the new “In Kpop demon hunters…”
It Means Tity
Hope you aren’t being sarcastic cause I just bet $20 on Kalshi rotten tomato score would go up over 85…..
Teats
Well…. It sounds like you need to calm your teats.
"plant" OP? these publicity people is working overtime, like that K-pop zombie slayer or.something movie last week.
Hollywood getting Lex Luthor right seems like an impossible challenge.
This will be the first Superman movie I've ever watched! I love James Gunn and the trailers have been amazing so I'm pretty hyped!!
Excited about this one too but this is a dumb post for this sub.
I see DC's marketing department is going full-throttle.
It'll flop and be canonically abandoned like every other DC movie.
Also, I think it needs more CGI fight scenes with no real people in them.
I have to wait until tomorrow night, like a commoner.
Lucky you. I have to wait till Monday.
I only have to wait till Saturday
Same here, waiting til Monday
Friday for me…
Tomorrow for me too!
No stars. Movie sucks.
Excited to judge with my own eyes.
Exactly. I was kidding. So many people are prejudging this, and I was trying to parody that. Humour is fickle and I may well have fuckled it.
I want a fun Superman movie. I’ll make up my own mind.
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