soccer

Jamal Musiala's message via Instagram following his surgery

https://v.redd.it/82qmbyja0ubf1
Reddit

Discussion

AutoModerator

Mirrors / Alternative Angles

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

12 hours ago
Rijs_t
:Tottenham_Hotspur:

Its like every sound he makes has a 50/50 chance of either having the most german or london pronunciation itw

11 hours ago
Huwbacca
:Grasshopper_Club_Zurich:

My favourite thing is people with central or eastern European accents who have learnt certain words in the UK.

Estonian friend of mine says "dickhead" like she's from Romford. It's fucking beautiful.

10 hours ago
el_ri
:r_soccer_user:

Spend less time with the kids

10 hours ago
napoletano_di_napoli
:Napoli:

I can't believe a father would say "Spend less time with your kids"...

9 hours ago
el_ri
:r_soccer_user:

They're just wasting your time

9 hours ago
Sonkaharcos
:Manchester_United:

Elite reference

10 hours ago
-SandorClegane-
:c_Liverpool:

Come on now...share the joy

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/cezCq4IzWF

9 hours ago
yo_lookatthat
:Karlsruher_SC:

Elite ball knowledge

10 hours ago
Sensitive_Studio5765

My wife is Spanish and has lived in Ireland for years and it's funny to occasionally hear her mutter "jaysus" like she's from Ballyhaunis

9 hours ago
Pithy_About_That
:c_Newcastle_United:

My Canadian ex got into the habit of using "grand" in my Dublin accent which got her double-takes from her fellow locals and a smile of pride from mise.

4 hours ago
Keyzerschmarn

Like she’s from what?

9 hours ago
Sensitive_Studio5765

Just a random town in Ireland

8 hours ago
aaronwhite1786
:Bayern_Munich:

Ballyhaunis

I don't think I could correctly guess how to pronounce that with 10 tries...

2 hours ago
Forward-Crab-9884

I’m guilty of it 😬 I’m from Geneva, but split time between west London, LA, and Geneva growing up. I’ve got a mix of accents speaking English so bad that nobody has any clue where I’m from.

5 hours ago
wtfakb
:Bengaluru_FC:

I keep forgetting the guy is half British and his accent takes me by surprise

7 hours ago
Matt_LawDT

Lovely to see that he is in great spirits

Come back stronger young king

12 hours ago
DeathBy1000Cutss
:Albania:

I hope he heals well and is available for the WC. I don't even support germany but I love watching him play every time. Always rated him.

8 hours ago
Jabari313
:Trinidad_Tobado_flag:

He might even be available by the end of the year (if the recovery goal regularly) hopefully he actually stays fit when he comes back

8 hours ago
LornaShoreValhalla
:r_soccer_user:

Offtopic, you support Albanias national?

4 hours ago
Necessary_Carrot_248
:AC_Pisa_1909:

Come back British

8 hours ago
Last_Independent_399

this is how i find out he grew up in london lmao?

12 hours ago
WideScorpion

He played in the Chelsea academy

11 hours ago
webby09246
:Chelsea:

And it wasn't by any Chelsea incompetence that he left, they knew he was a star and tried everything to keep him but his parents separated and he went back to Germany with his mother

Nothing to be done about it sadly, just life

11 hours ago
Jimmy_Space1
:Chelsea_s_Rampant_Lion:

Nothing to be done about it sadly

Should've spent the Kepa money on marriage counselling for his parents, we fucked up

10 hours ago
Prestigious-Mind7039
:Chelsea:

John Terry marriage counselling

10 hours ago
miregalpanic
:Borussia_Dortmund:

And by "marriage counselling" you mean "So, uhm, guys, would a nice 70 million help you putting up with each other for a little longer?"

10 hours ago
philipstyrer
:Chelsea:

If we had given him the contract we gave CHO he probably would've stayed. Oh well. Easy to say in hindsight.

10 hours ago
domi1108
:1_FC_Koln:

Even funnier that Bayern wanted CHO and ended up with Musiala instead.

6 hours ago
philipstyrer
:Chelsea:

AFAIK CHO was pretty much considered the biggest talent to come out of Cobham. He struggled a bit to make an impact in the first team and then he tore his achilles. Just really unfortunate..

6 hours ago
panache123
:Manchester_United:

Ah well can’t give them all that contract

6 hours ago
djinngerale
:Chelsea_s_Rampant_Lion:

Nothing to be done about it sadly

That's not entirely true, we can pay £120 million for the guy by offloading 3 or 4 wonderkids

11 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

3 of bayerns amazing attacking lineup grew up in London, but only one of them represents England internationally 🙄

9 hours ago
Tlexium

Looks like I’m not the only one lol

So glad to hear things aren’t as bad as they initially looked

11 hours ago
Hiroxis
:Bayern_Munich:

Born in Germany, moved to England when he was 7, then moved back to Germany at 16 because his mother wanted to leave the UK because of Brexit.

So y'all can thank the Tories for losing Musiala for the English national team lol

11 hours ago
arinawe

So Brexit cost Chelsea and England, Musiala?

11 hours ago
a7Rob
:r_soccer_user:

brexit the gift that keeps on giving 😂

10 hours ago
ForeverNeat
:Bayern_Munich:

So it was a Musexit too?

9 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

Fucking Brexit man 😤

10 hours ago
bobby_zamora
:Brighton_Hove_Albion:

The Tories campaigned against Brexit tbf.

4 hours ago
Maleficent_Resolve44
:Queens_Park_Rangers:

Yes key ones did but it was idiotic in the first place to put such an important issue in the hands of the public. There's a reason why general elections are done but not referendums on every issue, there's nuance and factors in these things Dan and Caroline just don't understand nor care about. So yeah you can still blame the Tories for that even though they were pressured into it a bit.

Nice username btw

3 hours ago
faygofiles
:Palestino:

Palmer and Foden wouldn't have international careers if he chose to play for England

12 hours ago
Constant-Hunter-198

Not sure if Foden does anyway

11 hours ago
DontYouWantMeBebe
:Manchester_United:

Palmer's a superstar, he'd be in there

11 hours ago
zahrul3
:AC_Milan:

Musiala benched both Foden and Palmer at U17 levels, had he stayed in the England youth setup, he'd have done the same and prevented those two from being recognized by managers

11 hours ago
TooRedditFamous
:AFC_Bournemouth:

Except you get recognised for your performances at club level as well

9 hours ago
ShimeBD
:Manchester_city:

You think Pep wouldn't have recognized Foden if Musiala was playing for England?

10 hours ago
fishandtriangles

It's not even true that Musiala "benched" Foden and Palmer at U17 level anyway. Foden was born in 2000, Palmer in 2002, and Musiala in 2003. They were in different age groups. Hilarious that this blatant bullshit gets upvoted here.

8 hours ago
TB97
:Chelsea:

Tbf i do think Palmer and Musiala would play in the same age group. If he benched Palmer at that time it would be even more impressive, considering Palmer is a year older

6 hours ago
fishandtriangles

They didn't.

6 hours ago
Chiswell123
:Manchester_City:

How is this shite upvoted?

Foden won the golden boot at the u17 World Cup, for fucks sake.

8 hours ago
ClockLost3128
:Chelsea:

Keep my boy's name out of your fucking mouth

11 hours ago
philipstyrer
:Chelsea:

If Musiala and Wirtz can play together for Germany then Palmer and Musiala could too. Musiala would probably play LW for England. Saka on the right and Palmer or Bellingham in the middle.

10 hours ago
CursedTo

Musiala plays on the left usually. He would be just what we need. A 3 of musiala, palmer, saka is insane

11 hours ago
In-All-Unseriousness
:Bayern_Munich:

That's not true, he has been playing exclusively as a 10 for multiple years now.

11 hours ago
gotziller
:Bayern_Munich:

Under Tuchel he played on the left a lot

11 hours ago
domi1108
:1_FC_Koln:

Well Tuchel also played Boey on the left defender position. We all know how that ended.

6 hours ago
gotziller
:Bayern_Munich:

Ok I guess I should clarify that musiala was excellent on the left

6 hours ago
CursedTo

Pretty sure he still starts at LW for Germany. He did multiple times in the nations league

11 hours ago
In-All-Unseriousness
:Bayern_Munich:

When he played for Germany alongside Wirtz, they were both playing as a 10 next to each other but not quite as wingers.

11 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

With an option for Olise off the bench if Southgate had actually given him a call up and cap-tied him.

9 hours ago
fishandtriangles

No offence, but how on earth have you managed to come to the conclusion that the reason Olise doesn't play for England is because of something Southgate did or didn't do? He never played for England at youth level. That's because he simply does not identify as English, despite being born in England. He wanted to play for France; the ship had sailed.

8 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

He's never said he doesn't identify as English lol, why make stuff up?

The truth is he never once received an English call up at youth level, thats why he never represented England at youth level. There's no reason to think he would have turned down the country he was born and raised in had he received a call.

France did give him a call up, so he got to play for the French youth teams, but Southgate still could have called him up for England, he just didnt.

8 hours ago
fishandtriangles

Obviously England tried to call him up at youth level. He would have been eligible to play in England's U21 team for the 2023 cycle, having been a Premier League regular for two seasons between 2021 and 2023. There is zero chance he was overlooked. He simply wanted to play for France.

Many people born in England do not identify as English.

7 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

No they didn't, because there is no evidence of them doing so. He was never called up. Him playing for France was picked up by newspapers, and if there had been any reports of him turning down an England call up it obviously would have made the tabloids.

Many people born in England do not identify as English.

So? I hope you don't think this somehow supports your completely made up claim that Olise doesn't identify as English.

6 hours ago
fishandtriangles

You said there is no reason to think he would turn down the opportunity to represent the country he was born and raised in. So I pointed out that being born and raised in a country doesn't necessarily entail a deep connection with that country.

It is preposterous to think that England would not have approached him given that he remained eligible for them at youth level when he was playing regular Premier League football. You can find quotes from him saying that he "always" wanted to play for France as well.

6 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

Just because some people dont always identify with the country they are born and raised in doesn't in any way makes it normal to claim Olise also doesnt. Absent any claim by him that he doesnt it only makes sense to ask "why wouldnt he?"

It is preposterous to think that England would not have approached him

Like I said. If he had turned down an England call up then we'd know about it.

And of course he's gonna say something like "playing for France is a dream come true, always wanted to". What else is he gonna say once he's a cap-tied France International?

5 hours ago
hopium_od

Wot?

11 hours ago
Fit-Target-9883

Keep palmers name out your mouth

11 hours ago
jennaishirow
:r_soccer_user:

He went to a secondary school in Croydon i believe also

8 hours ago
xosellc
:Chelsea_s_Rampant_Lion:

lol I remember someone once asked Alphonso Davies what language they communicated in.

2 hours ago
CatharticEcstasy
:r_soccer_user:

I was just gonna say, could he have played for England?

8 hours ago
Quantum_Tangle_1905

Haha I remember hearing him speak German and was like nah. It's he's native tongue to is so funny that he barley has a German accent when speaking German like you can tell he speaks it fluently but you just no he's not 100% comfortable with it. This was during the 2024 European championship.

11 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

I doubt he would have been uncomfortable with it. He must just have a wierd accent because of spending so much of his childhood years in England.

9 hours ago
Just-call-me-TY
:r_soccer_user:

Speed recovery bro.

12 hours ago
Warm_Pineapple4974

Thank you bro

9 hours ago
HarbyFullyLoaded_12
:Liverpool:

You’re most welcome bro

9 hours ago
kiddpk
:Borussia_Dortmund:

Group hug

9 hours ago
naughty_dad2

Thank you bro

4 hours ago
Acrobatic-Help9258
:Manchester_United:

get well soon

12 hours ago
Dargast
:Bayern_Munich:

Era of Müller vids ends, era of Musiala vids begins

11 hours ago
INRI1899
:FC_Barcelona:

"The age of men is over. The age of the boy, has begun..."

9 hours ago
Goldfischglas
:Bayern_Munich:

He sounds so sad :(

11 hours ago
miwa201
:Italy:

Yeah he looks like he’s on the verge of crying, poor guy. Still it was nice of him to say that no one was at fault, he prob saw people blaming donnarumma.

9 hours ago
DeathBy1000Cutss
:Albania:

Not even a bayern fan but he is one of my favourite players on and off the field

8 hours ago
WorkerIllustrious494
:Borussia_Dortmund:

Gee I wonder why

6 hours ago
fancyfoe
:Arsenal:

Great lad, football needs him, wish him the best.

12 hours ago
-bonkster
:India:

Will he be back for wc 2026??

11 hours ago
hi0b

yes

11 hours ago
Roshanfs7

Seems very difficult.

3 hours ago
GOATJames_23-6
:Bayern_Munich:

Wow can’t believe he called Donnarumma a rat cunt, profound stuff, let them know how you really feel Jamal

(/s)

9 hours ago
MrEzquerro
:AC_Milan:

I'll allow it

8 hours ago
DagothUhhh
:Bayern_Munich:

Looks like my last airBNB in Rosenheim. Miss waking up to those mountains.

11 hours ago
krylosz
:r_soccer_user:

He's most likely in Murnau

6 hours ago
SecretTomatillo6168
:Chelsea:

Let's Go

12 hours ago
jack_daniel_
:Bayern_Munich:

Get well soon Bambi

11 hours ago
Stock-Knowledge2390
:Liverpool:

Come back stronger bambi !!! 💪

12 hours ago
kathars1s-
:Bayern_Munich:

❤️

11 hours ago
Chels_tillIDie

You will comeback stronger then ever.. 💪🏻

12 hours ago
DoYouTrustToothpaste
:SV_Werder_Bremen:

come back

9 hours ago
thickofitenjoyer
:Juventus:

Get well soon.

12 hours ago
andm994
:Napoli:

Hope the hating on donnarumma stops now

10 hours ago
oklolzzzzs

hope he fully recovers soon

11 hours ago
ZachsLegacy92
:Bayern_Munich:

Good luck on the recovery, Bambi.

11 hours ago
PabloAlex97

Yep, he's one of the players you just can't hate

10 hours ago
LongShow5279
:Chelsea:

Strong German accent

12 hours ago
BananaWayne1
:r_soccer_user:

And today on this weeks unnecessary news: German player has German accent

12 hours ago
TherewiIlbegoals
:transpride::Liverpool:

Redditor doesn't watch video before commenting

11 hours ago
LongShow5279
:Chelsea:

Was a joke lol He sounds like he's from London

11 hours ago
WeeklyPermit991

living there for almost 10 years does that, crazy

11 hours ago
iggy-i
:Athletic_Bilbao:

Class

11 hours ago
ZioCancaro
:Inter_Milan:

Nonchalant final boss

10 hours ago
Ablonthewhite

Get well soon...

Sadly is part of football...

9 hours ago
OsitoPandito
:AC_Milan:

Im glad he said don't blame donnaruma...its pointless, they are paid athletes, they know the risk. And it obviously wasn't on purpose

4 hours ago
Chip-chrome
:Manchester_United:

The happiest German

10 hours ago
quantumcatz
:Arsenal:

He sounds devo but a good attitude, fair play

10 hours ago
Chesstiger2612

I wonder since players can't play/practice with the team, if they have more time do video analysis and learning about tactics. But I assume the gym and recovery work also takes quite a lot of time

10 hours ago
kirtash93
:Real_Sociedad:

Good luck in the recover!

9 hours ago
Dontbelieveinborders

Much light and healing from Santos, Brazil

9 hours ago
TheChosenSDCharger

Come back stronger Musiala. My brother sending all the love to you. Mia San Mia!

9 hours ago
bigdongstpete

Seems like a good kid so unfortunate. I can't believe they didn't apologize. Kinda crazy

8 hours ago
sugar_pie696969

Where is he though, the background looks amazing. Get well soon our boy. We all love you and wish you a speedy recovery

7 hours ago
Restlets

His surgery was in Murnau, that's like an hour from Munich by car. There are many areas in Bavaria / Munich which look like this. Perfect mixture of a big city and still a lot of room and untouched nature. Some Bayern players also own a house at Tegernsee, for example, which is also a nice place

6 hours ago
Dubsified
:AC_Milan:

Based Musiala

7 hours ago
onedestiny
:r_soccer_user:

Almost looks like Interlaken lol

7 hours ago
SmellAccomplished722
:Arsenal:

Bro is in the country in Georgia right now lol

6 hours ago
DecentDimension3334

Blame FIFA for making you play in a meaningless tournament. Who cares about club world cup. CHAMPIONS League is the true world cup.

5 hours ago
noxx000
:FC_Barcelona:

Damn bro. Hope he comes back stronger

5 hours ago
TigerFisher_
:r_soccer_user:

I see Müller gave him filming tips

3 hours ago
nick2k23
:Liverpool:

He doesn't sound as German as I thought he would 😅

Edit: looked it up and he lived in the UK for a long time so that explains it

1 hour ago
AstralMystogan
:r_soccer_user:

Thank God he is okay.

11 hours ago
Potential_Good_1065
:Manchester_United:

Why do all the English players develop a semi-German accent when moving to Germany?

12 hours ago
bemno42069
:Bayern_Munich:

Up until 6 or 7 years old he lived in Germany and then moved to UK. I love his mix of german, schwäbisch and english lol

11 hours ago
Potential_Good_1065
:Manchester_United:

Oh I thought he was born in England lol

11 hours ago
Dumbidiot1424

It's funny. When he speaks German, I hear a slight "English" (I know, I know, there are billions of them) accent. When he speaks English, I hear a German accent.

11 hours ago
satanic_satanist
:Karlsruher_SC:

"mid North Sea accent"

11 hours ago
R_Schuhart
:Arsenal:

He was born in Germany and lived there until he was seven, when he moved to England. He moved back to Germany when he was 16, I wouldn't exactly call him an English player.

11 hours ago
TamaktiJunVision

I mean, he quite literally was an English player when he played for England 🤷

9 hours ago
black_fire
:r_soccer_user:

What do you mean there's no one to blame??? I have it on good authority that every collision injury must have someone to blame

(really glad he's doing better though)

10 hours ago
AtTheGates
:Bayern_Munich:

He's too nice. We all know who is to blame but we will let it go. Hoping for a speedy recovery!

10 hours ago
nuhx
:Bayern_Munich:

Was the surgery done by the Austrian doc Basern praise so much?

11 hours ago
Aufgeiga89100860
:TSV_1860_Munich:

Pfft, what does he know about all of this - i still blame Dollarumma!!1!

11 hours ago
Heavy-Echidna-3473

Come back and play for England!

11 hours ago
MSCFC

Literally impossible

11 hours ago