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Paul Pogba: "My dream is to see my kids celebrate one of my goals with a dab."
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I just saw Graeme Souness fall to his knees in the line at Tesco.
Was literally just about to comment the same thing lol
We are not ashamed to pick the lowest hanging fruit.
Which is why you fell to your knees
Imagine if Graeme Souness was actually as obsessed with Paul Pogba as /r/soccer is with pretending he’s obsessed with Paul Pogba.
Found Graeme's burner
Not in an Auchan, close to Pogba?
>line
Excuse me sir, we queue at Tesco
Dusty Baller
Dab? I remember that. Harambe too. Remember Fidget Spinners?
I took my love, I took it down
Climbed a mountain and I turned around...
I member
I remember the 5th of November
Oh I member...
Take me back to 2016
Streets will never forget the Pogdab Era
I always hoped he was fit to play against us. Made the match all the more easier when he played.
That thrashing of man u where he came on at half time to get a straight red minutes later lives rent free in my head
Not even just that just watch every match he played against us he always got dogwalked by our midfield easily.
I hate to disagree with you but it is the truth. United used to have midfielder who tried to control the midfield like Carrick, Scholes and Keane.
Similar to Xabi Alonso who controlled the midfield, instead Pogba chose to be like Gerrard to play Hollywood ball
That’s not his fault though, he wasn’t a xabi type and that wasn’t what he was brought in to be
It's very funny you got downvoted for this
Probably the “BuT oN hIs DaY” crowd getting mad their favourite midfielder always got dog walked by Jordan Henderson and never put up a fight. Quite literally the worst midfielder on the pitch every time he played against us. He had great performances vs City but against us? Man genuinely piss poor.
Not just that. He also gave the ball away for the fifth goal about 5 mins into the half
For added sauce I think Mark goldbridge on his stream was moaning for the entire game that pogba didn’t start and was calling for him to come on
My dream is to see my kids celebrate one of my goals
A nice dream to have. What a lovely feeling that must be.
With a dab.
Never change, Paul.
He really has dabby issues
ah, him and Lingard in 2018-19 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody has dabbed since 2019 bro
This somehow reinforce his ownership of the dab gesture in french culture
That's even late for dabbing, I remember being in uni in 2016 and we would cringe at the lads who dabbed
Sure, you could say that dabbing is cheeky. It's a bit like ending every sentence with ‘dude’; like a little bow: ‘Look at me, I'm so cool.’ That's true if you do it all the time. And I know people who dab all the time. That's really strange.
I don't dab much. Once every two days, roughly. If I've just managed to catch the bus my classmates are on: Dab. When I blast the ball mid-air into the goal with two post hits: Dab. And once when I was the only one who knew something really difficult in biology.
Then there's the dabbing when I've got someone on, made fun of them, tunnelled them, surprised them. And I think that's a good approach. Then it means: You've been owned, but don't take it so hard.
- Lorenzo, 11 years old
Yeah 2016 was big for dabbers, i remember Cam Newton lost the Super Bowl and Lewis Hamilton lost the championship and people started saying dabbing was cursed
And that was him again
I thought it was funny.
It is funny and a bit endearing. Guy wants to score a goal and have his kids celebrate with his "iconic" celebration, but this sub needs to be cynical about it because that guy is Pogba.
What a shit dream paul pogba
Graeme souness is that you?
Paul it ain't 2016 anymore
This man is 10 years late at this point.
add it to the list please
Got some rosin and my proxy ready when Pogba scores.
Bro is still dragging the dab
Maybe he can use his connections to enroll them into Dab University.
Dreaming big
Bro came off one drug ban and now tryna hit another! (I know he was talking about his signature celebration move and not THV concentrate!)
Definitely means something different for a stoner.
Lol my mind went straight to thc wax/oil
lol same 🤝
Thought it was in the realm of possibility considering pogbas history of experimenting with drugs (ya ya I know they are completely different drugs)
Families that take rips together, sticks together! Little dab'll do ya!
Wait till he finds out about the floss
F the dab
Aaand he's back to being a weirdo
Pogba move on, people don't dab anymore
A dab of what? Peds?
Yuck.
I really really don't like Pogba, but I support his wish
I feel like this is a pretty achievable goal despite it being kinda weird to everyone else.
Dabbing IS the superior method of consumption.
Bro acting like it's just been a week since he last played
This dude sucks man
Man....forgot how much of a fuckin bellend this guy is.
Based 🤣
Mf gonna bring the dab back in 2025
Only mf that could dab and still look fly past 2017
That’s the most pogbesque quote I’ve ever heared
What a douche bag would say.
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